It's my birthday and you know what that means~
It's time for me to finally get myself that harem I was talking about, obviously!
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It's my birthday and you know what that means~
It's time for me to finally get myself that harem I was talking about, obviously!

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Eggman, do you ship Sonic and Amy? 😏
Eggman: Of course I do! Who in their right mind wouldn’t? Did you hear something?
Eggman I have stone hostage. Eggman I’m going to hire him as my assistant if you don’t release tails. Eggman imma get you, but sonic can and will do worse.
What!! You are not allowed!! Stone is my assistant, and mine alone! Where- Stone!! Wherever you are, you had better not be making them my goat milk lattes!!
*meanwhile, in an undisclosed location, Stone is being held hostage* I'm sorry, but my lattes are solely for the Doctor. It's my own secret recipe, and I would never betray his loyalty like that. *He gets sad eyes* ..oh please Doctor... Don't forget me ...
So you're smart, right? Well I would like to ask some questions about the mystical Little Planet.
How does its orbit work? (Does it orbit around the Sun or something else.)
How doesn't Little Planet get ripped apart by tidal forces when it reaches Mobius' Roche limit.
How big is Little Planet.
And finally (this is more of a personal question) What would you consider your favourite zone on Little Planet and would you take over it again if you had the chance?
This is currently a dead blog, last post was more than 10 whole years ago, but you know what? Those questions actually intrigued me, so I'll be answering them! Not everyone has the immense privilege to be taught to by an amazing genius like me, so pay attention!
It's currently difficult to determine Little Planet‘s orbit, since the location it warps to after it appears above Never Lake for a single month of the year is unknown. Everything points to the Time Stones warping the planet to another location, or even another plane of existence. While the Time Stones are known for warping time, they're also capable of warping space, same as the Chaos Emeralds. This is because of relativity - time is but another dimension of space, and not a separate property. It's possible that Little Planet, or Miracle Planet as its inhabitants call it, is a living, sentient organism itself, and may have warping capabilities of its own. This is why I wanted it as my base of operations - to harness that power means to have the most powerful flying fortress in the world! But anyhow, while Little Planet is above Mobius, it orbits the planet itself perfectly, always being perfectly above the center of Never Lake.
The gravity of Mobius doesn't affect Little Planet because of its own mysterious spacetime-warping properties. Simply put, Little Planet has a layer of spacetime distortion, like an atmosphere, that allows itself to not be easily penetrated by outside forces. To devise a chain that would link it to my mountain secret base and keep it in place was an incredible engineering feat!! The fact that it isn't affected by Mobius' gravity lends credibility to the theory that its temporary orbit over Never Lake is maintained not by gravitational pull, but by the planetoid's own motion, like it wants to be above Never Lake, for whatever reason. Its fauna and flora are similar enough to Mobius that it's likely that Mobius gave it life, with plant seeds being carried by the planet's breezes to it, and birds and other animals migrating to it in its distant past, or it could be that the Time Stones are connected to Mobius in some way. Anyhow, this layer of spacetime distortion that it has also manifests in its appearance - to outside observers, Little Planet is always seen as an image of its future self instead of its present self. Going through the spacetime distortion, you're thrown into Little Planet's past compared to how it appears outside the distortion. This is why it looked so metallic and futuristic once I conquered it with my machines!
The size of Little Planet is also difficult to measure because of its spacetime distortion. To an outside observer, it seems as though it is roughly 9 kilometers in diameter (5 and a half miles), but when you're standing on its surface, the ground does not have as tight of a curvature, indicating that it is likely much larger, although still incredibly small for any planet and even for most satellites in our system.
And of course, my favorite zone is Metallic Madness!! I despise all the bright nature all over this planet, with all of its hideous organic shapes! I much prefer to look at cold, metallic, angular, designed structures! And of course, it doesn't hurt that an incredible, handsome genius built it himself!! Gwahahahaa!!
Rrrgh, I'm tired of everyone teaming up against me every time I race! Always targeting me unfairly and robbing me of victory the very last second! I mean seriously, the last five seconds? Come on!
Ugh, that really soured my mood. I wish someone was giving me a sloppy blowjob right now, like I deserve as the REAL winner, well would be, if I wasn't robbed! That'd relieve this stress and help me feel better.

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I think Agent Stone would be very shocked you exister. In his universe, his Robotnik is, uh, kaboom
He has his own universe equivalent of me and he died? Snrrk, well he couldn't have been a very good version of me then!
Sounds like this Agent Stone guy would be better off under my command, then. Perhaps I'll impress him with the countless near death experiences I've survived expertly!
Good news Eggy, seems like Metal Sonic was more then capable of besting pure perfection. Metal Sonic emerged the victor of Death Battle's Cell vs Metal Sonic.
Err well yes, naturally. Because he's "pure perfection" of a creation over whoever that other guy is because I'm his creator, obviously! You're not even going to fix it by applying the correct attribute to the correct opponent when telling me?
So eggy, you like taking it up the ass, huh??
N-No! Well I-
Actually you know what, yes I do. Because why would I ever deny myself pleasure in any form? As your brilliant future emperor, I truly deserve it all!