art donaldson who crawls up the bed only to find himself above you and FUCKING PLOPS down, covering you in his whole body weight because he just needs to give his love to one person, completely, 24/7
seriously guys i love that we all just think art is That Guy who plops down on top of you bc yes??????
you could be lying on the couch, scrolling through your phone, minding your own business and then he comes in from the gym or from the tennis court (bc you know he would have one at home ofc) and just go, “ohhhh, I’m so tired…” while you let out that strained grunt, “art, you’re crushing me…” and he just kisses your neck and your cheek and wherever else he can reach like,
“No, I’m shrouding you with my love.”
“Well, your love stinks. Go shower.”
And you know he would give you a playful bite before he finally gets up off you 😝








