#ask alan

"Yalls gotta be fuckin with me Theres no way"

Mmmm thank you-uh

Poll ends 5 pm est today

Alan: *bites your neck*

and I’m tagging @grumpymedbae​ @luyckystar​ and @sternenfall96​

@flyboytracy , @sonatanotwo ! Are you guys going around and showing strangers my baby pictures?! 

As usual with questions like this, the first answer—and in this case, the second answer—are The Simpsons. Certainly, my most quoted crossover episode ever is A Star is Burns […] A better episode, albeit slightly less quotable though, is The Springfield Files, where Mulder and Scully from The X-Files come to Springfield. Just so much great deadpan comedy from Duchovny and Anderson. The whole weird mystery of what’s going on with Mr. Burns in the woods. It’s delightful. The X-Files did another great crossover where they did a whole episode as an episode of Cops. I think Vince Gilligan did that one. That’s really neat.”

awwwww how cute!!!!!! ok well you have her number so get to know her— ask how her day was, what music she listens to, what she likes to do in her free time, etc etc. since you have two classes with her i suggest talking to her if you’re near her in class. if you’re a lil shy, first text her, then confront her in person. i made one of my best friends by simply dming them one day, and now we talk in real life daily. tell me how this goes anon! good luck!!!!