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do i have a favorite earth animal?

raccoons, definitely up there. little nocturnal chaos units. resourceful. shameless. a perfect blend of menace and charm. They're trash commandos with grabby hands and no self-preservation instincts.

they dig through trash, hiss at anyone who gets too close, and somehow still look adorable doing it. also, apparently they wash their food before eating it.

i saw a video once where one tried to wash cotton candy in water and it just dissolved — and the poor thing looked so devastated. i’ve never related to anything more in my entire existence.

if they were Cybertronian they’d be in maintenance.

i see myself in them.

then again I do feel partial to pigeons they strut around cities like they pay rent, survive literally anything, and eat questionable street food. true soldiers.

And apparently humans have these things called “dogs.” they’re loyal, stupidly brave, and love unconditionally. can’t relate but… wish i could.

i also like crows. they’re smart, petty, and remember faces. one of them gifted a human a bottle cap once. imagine that. an alliance formed purely out of shared mischief. i respect that.

there’s something poetic about earth creatures, honestly. they live short lives, fight for scraps, build little homes out of whatever they find — and somehow still find time to nap in the sun.

sometimes i wonder what kind of animal i’d be, if i were organic. probably one of those alley cats that hangs out behind diners. half-feral, covered in grease, gets fed by someone who keeps saying “i’m not keeping it,” but keeps showing up anyway.

I don’t think any physical harm would come to you

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I UNDERSTAND SARCASM A LOT. BUT I DO NOT THINK YOU KNOW THAT I CAN.

BUT I WILL!!! HEHEHOOHOO!! OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE!!!!!!!!

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WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THAT THING PAL YOU ALMOST TOOK AN EYE OUT!!!

IF I WANTED HELP WITH THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IT MYSELF

YOU’RE LUCKY BEING INCORPOREAL BUDDY OR I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME…

COUNT YOUR DAYS

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do you have a timekeeper design?? *flutters eyelashes*

Actually Yeah! I have two of em!

I hope you dont mind me rambling me abit about them!

Scriver Wright- Scriver is both a game developer and an artist especially the caretaker of two egg! Which are the Egg!Narrator and Egg!Stanley also known as Eegarator and Eggley. There my TK from the Eggs au which is inspired by QSMP despite I haven’t watch much of it I know bits of lore, this is mostly just for fun and I rlly love found family trope. Althou there no origins how they met yet but like I said, I just wanna have sum fun! Their have a similiar dynamic with Eda and King from the owl house, and especially from Philza and Chayanne, or Wilbur and Tallulah.

You can find more ref in here!

Big YES. I've only done the actual maid's outfit once (and it was a kind of unsexy version I was able to pull together lol) but it was a really fun act of service.

It's kind of a funny story, I went on exactly one (1) date with a man and saw the state of his apartment but I was super into him so I offered to be his maid service. He had me come over while he was at work and I cleaned his entire apartment in heels and a little black dress and apron. He literally gave me the key to his apartment after a single date (we dated for like 5 years after that so it worked out fine but still).