#asher's asks

-> Spencer Reid and his short partner headcanons!!

details: fluff, Spencer is a dork, 213 words!

Spencer Reid, who had to practically bend over to kiss his partner on the mouth.

Spencer Reid, who's hoodies reached over his partner's knees and the sleeves WAY over their hands.

Spencer Reid, who when he first when to his partner's place, hit his head on every doorway in their entire house!

Spencer Reid, who couldn't resist picking up his partner all the time. They were sitting on the couch? Now they were up in his arms. They were cooking or baking in the kitchen? Now they were being held up close. They were making a phone call? Now they had Spencer squeezing them.

Spencer Reid, who was a sucker for his partner laying on top of them while they slept. Something about their full body weight on him and his arms around their waist just soothed him.

Spencer Reid, who pulled his partner into his lap whenever they sat together. He just really liked having them close to him!

Spencer Reid, who would kiss the top of his partner's head a lot. Sometimes to tease them, sometimes just because he wanted to show how much he loved them.

Spencer Reid, who loved his shorter partner. Because at the end of the day, no matter their size, he loved them with all his heart.

Details: Mentions of sexual activities but not explicitly, fluff/aftercare, gn!reader, established relationship, use of Y/N, 465 words!!

Spencer Reid and Y/N were at Spencer's apartment. They had come home after a particularly long work day and had spent the evening taking it out in bed. Spencer was panting and sweaty, he turned over to face Y/N, who was mirroring his state.

Spencer smiled, before gently picking them up in his arms and taking them to the bathroom. He sat them down on the floor, kissed their forehead, and began to run the water. He checked with his hand, making sure the shower stream was nice and warm.

He then took Y/N's hand and guided them under the water with him, chest-to-chest. He was gentle, rubbing Y/N's back with a bar of soap. He kissed their forehead as he began to soap up their body.

His touch was feather-light as he scrubbed. Spencer then rinsed them off carefully, making sure the water was still at a decent temperature. He grabbed a bottle of soap and squirted a bit into his palm, before setting the bottle back and rubbing his hands together. Those hands went to Y/N's hair scrubbing the shampoo into their roots.

All the while he had a warm smile on his face, more than pleased to be able to take care of his partner like this. He rinsed his hands and then gently rinsed Y/N's hair, making sure the water or bubbles didn't get into their eyes.

Spencer then turned them over, Spencer's chest to Y/N's back, and repeated his soaping process on their front.

Once his partner was clean, he soaped up his own hair, admiring Y/N's body appreciatively and respectfully. After a bit more rinsing, and a bit of just holding Y/N under the warm water, Spencer turned the shower off.

Spencer stepped out first, grabbing two towels. He dried himself off, head-to-toe. Spencer then grabbed the second towel and dried Y/N off, carefully making sure he wasn't being too rough. After he and Y/N were dry, they were carried back into Spencer's bedroom, where he began to pick out clothes. Spencer brought out two pairs of boxers, two pairs of pyjama pants, and two t-shirts.

Spencer dressed Y/N carefully, making sure not to rush the process. When both he and his beloved were dressed, Spencer pulled them back into bed with him, Y/N lying on top of him. He pressed a kiss to their temple.

"I love you so much, Y/N. I'm so happy you're here with me, and that you let me take care of you like this. I love being close to you... I love you." That warmed Y/N's heart. "I love you too, Spencer." And with that, the lovers dozed off in each other's arms, thankful to have one another.

-> Spencer Reid meeting his boyfriend's kid for the first time!

details: fluff, wholesome<3, bf!reader, male!reader, 373 words!!

Spencer had been nervous all day at work.. Today, he was meeting his boyfriend's eight-year-old son. Spencer had known about Issac since Y/N and Spencer had first started dating, 2 months ago, but he hadn't ever met Issac. Only heard great things from his doting father.

Spencer adjusted his tie and took a deep breath, heading into the restaurant that was their meet-up place. He spotted Y/N sitting with a little boy. That must be Issac, he thought.

Spencer sat across from Y/N, smiling. "Hey!" Y/N smiled back. "Hey, Spence. This is Issac, my son." Spencer's gaze went to the little boy. "I'm Spencer.. me and your dad.. are.. er.." "This is daddy's boyfriend, Issac." Issac looked up at Spencer in curiosity.

Spencer waved awkwardly, desperate to make a good impression. Y/N got up, "I'm going to use the bathroom. Be good Issac." Y/N walked off. Spencer swallowed nervously.

"So.. Issac.. what do you like to do?" Spencer asked. Issac pulled out a little journal he had, handing it to Spencer silently. Spencer flipped through it curiously.. He found several drawings of different types of gems and rocks, along with little facts and names written in messy handwriting. Spencer smiled, "You're into geology?" Issac nodded.

"That's really cool. What's your favourite?" "Garnet.." Issac said as he pointed to a page in his little journal. Spencer perked up, "Me too!"

Soon, Spencer and the eight-year-old got into a very info-filled conversation all about rocks and gemstones.. Y/N returned to see his boyfriend and his son getting along perfectly, and he smiled. "It seems he finally found someone who will nerd out with him about rocks, huh?" Spencer smiled, "He's really smart for his age." Issac perked up at the praise.

Y/N watched as Spencer and Issac continued discussing geology and such.. He was SO happy the two got along well, even if he didn't know half the things they were saying.

At the end of the night, Issac was sad to see Spencer go. Spencer ended up hugging the little boy after kissing Y/N goodbye.

Y/N shot Spencer a text the next morning; Issac loves you. Care to join us for dinner again tonight?

-> Spencer Reid caring for his drunk!partner headcanons!

details: headcanon format, gn!reader, established relationship, mentions of alcohol, not proof-read!, mentions of vomit/vomiting, 167 words!!

Spencer Reid, who would stay up late to make sure his partner got home safe.

Spencer Reid, who would hold his partner's hair back and hold them when they got sick in the toilet.

Spencer Reid, who would change his partner into comfy pyjamas and out of their party clothes.

Spencer Reid, who would tuck his partner into the bed and make sure they were cozy.

Spencer Reid, who would end up spooning his partner when they drunkenly pleaded for him to stay.

Spencer Reid, who would retrieve water and painkillers for his partner's crazy headache in the morning.

Spencer Reid, who would serve his partner little snacks in bed to make sure they got over their hangover quicker.

Spencer Reid, who spoke quietly, dimmed the light, adjusted the room temperature-- anything to make sure his partner was comfortable in bed.

Spencer Reid, who called in sick to stay home with his partner.

Spencer Reid, who nursed his partner back to 100% one step at a time.<3

-> Spencer Reid tries desperately to get further than just a simple kiss, but his partner's smiling always spoils his plans 0~0

details: fluff, silly, gn!reader, established relationship, use of Y/N, making out/kissing, 489 words!

There they were, in Spencer's apartment on his couch. This was it. Spencer was finally gonna work up the guts to do it! To go further than just a quick kiss on the lips. He was aiming for something along the lines of making out, but it didn't matter too much. As long as the kiss lasted more than .2 seconds.

Spencer was nervous. He looked at his partner lovingly.. They looked angelic.. Even though they were just sitting on the couch with him, watching tv in their pyjamas, Spencer couldn't think of a better sight.

He worked up the courage to lean over and pucker his lips. Y/N noticed this and met his lips. Spencer was going to make a move to open his mouth, when Y/N smiled so gently and warmly.. Spencer couldn't do it. He pulled off.

Another time, they were getting ice cream. Spencer had finished his, and Y/N was finishing theirs as well. Spencer waited until they were done before leaning forward and puckering his lips again... and again, Y/N kissed him briefly, before smiling and melting Spencer's heart.

Eventually, Spencer had tried a total of 322 times over the course of 2 weeks. Each time being met with failure. Until one night, they were at Y/N's apartment, cuddling on their bed and watching a movie on their laptop.

"Spencer?" "Yeah?" "Why do you keep kissing me so much more than usual?" Spencer's cheeks heated up.. How was he supposed to answer that? Honestly? No, they'd think he was a freak... or would they? "I.. promise you won't judge?"

Y/N giggled, "I promise!" "I.. I keep trying to make out with you.. but every time I kiss you, you smile and I can't bring myself to ruin it... Your smile is so perfect.. I just can't bring myself to wipe it off." Y/N's heart warmed. "Aw, Spencer... I smile when you kiss me because you make me so happy. I love receiving your affection..."

Spencer's face only reddened deeper. "O-oh.." "If you wanted to make out with me.." Y/N tucked a strand of hair behind Spencer's ear. "You could've just asked." Spencer swallowed nervously. Was this it? Was he finally going to get what he had so desperately craved?

Y/N pressed his lips to Spencer's, only this time it was different. Instead of the usual smile-and-pull-away, they opened their mouth, running the tip of their tongue between Spencer's lips to part them.

Spencer groaned and happily obliged.

When Y/N had pulled off 6 minutes later, Spencer was on cloud 9... He had a goofy smile on his puffy lips. "Satisfied?" Y/N asked, holding in a laugh. "Y-yeah..." Spencer whispered.

"See, babe? All you have to do is use your words." Y/N teased. Spencer knew right then and there that he would BEG to be kissed like that again if he had to.

-> Jealous!Spencer getting pissed off when Morgan and Garcia flirt with his man

details: male!reader, use of Y/N, Derek Morgan, Penelope Garcia, (implied) bisexual!reader, 512 words!

The BAU was working a case in Texas, and they needed help tracking down a potential suspect. So Y/N and Derek got on the phone in the local police station's briefing room. Penelope almost immediately picked up. "Hey lovelies, whatcha got for me?" "We need to locate a Daniel Smith, Garcia." "Anything more specific?" "Daniel Smith from Austin, Texas?" Penelope was heard typing.. "Let see.. Bingo! Daniel Smith changed his name to Ralph Johnson, and I'm sending his file to your phones."

"Thank you, Garcia," Y/N said. "You're welcome, sweetie-pie." Garcia hung up, and Y/N's cheeks flushed. Derek smirked and saved that bit of information for later.

The next phone call toward Garcia that Derek had to make, he took Y/N into the room with him again. "Hey, Penny." Derek said into the phone, which he was putting on speaker. "Hey, sexy. What do my main men need?" Y/N face flushed again. "W-we need the address o-of a man named Donald W-White." "Alright, babyboy. I have one for you! 232 Rosswell lane." Y/N's face got even redder, "th-thank you."

"Thank you, gorgeous," Derek said, hanging up the phone and turning toward Y/N. "Come on, hot stuff, we gotta head down to 232 Rosswell." Just then, Spencer had walked into the room for a file, going unnoticed by Y/N and Derek. HOT STUFF??? WHY HAD DEREK CALLED HIS BOYFRIEND HOT STUFF??

Spencer watched Derek leave with Y/N with a scowl on his face. The absolute NERVE he had to call Spencer's boyfriend "hot stuff". That was SPENCER'S job! He knew he had to get Derek back for this...

The next phone call to Garcia, Spencer had his arms around Y/N's waist the whole time, VERY possessive over what was HIS. Derek snickered and put Garcia on speaker once more. "Hey, babydoll. We got company. Spencie-poo doesn't like Y/N being alone with us anymore." Spencer scoffed.

"Awwww... we're just having a little funnn~" Garcia teased. "Right, pumpkin?" Y/N froze, "A-am I 'pumpkin'?" "Yes." Y/N's face went bright red again, and Spencer held his waist tighter. "Stop doing that! You're making him confused!!! He's MINE!" Spencer yelled at them. Derek laughed, "Easy there, Tiger!"

Spencer was pissed off. For the next couple days, Derek and Penelope involved Y/N in their antics. Every time Penelope was called, Spencer would tightly hold Y/N's hand and glare at Derek if he so much as spoke to Y/N.

In the office, Garcia and Morgan would corner Y/N at his desk, causing Spencer to storm over and take Y/N away from them. Garcia and Morgan would only laugh, seemingly trying to get under Spencer's skin; by god it was working.

Spencer even tried to get Hotch to ban Morgan and Garcia from talking to Y/N, but Hotch thought the idea was ridiculous. He clearly didn't think it was as serious as Spencer knew it to be...

Bottom line? Spencer didn't let Derek Morgan or Penelope Garcia NEAR his boyfriend without "supervision"...

-> Spencer Reid helping his FTM!boyfriend put on his trans tape!!

details: Male!reader, FTM!reader, transgenderism!!, comfort, fluff, Spencer loves and accepts his boyfriend, mentions of breasts/XX chromosome anatomy, use of Y/N, kinda a bit angsty??, dysphoria vent, 426 words!!

Spencer could hear grunting coming from their shared bedroom in their apartment. He raised an eyebrow, what was Y/N doing? Spencer knocked, "May I come in?" "Yeah." Spencer gently opened the door to find Y/N curled up on the floor, knees to his chest. "What's wrong?" Spencer asked softly.

Y/N sniffled. "I can't get my tape on properly.. no matter how many times I try." Spencer's gaze filled with love.. "That's tough, I'm sorry." Spencer knelt down beside him. "Do you want some help?"

Y/N sat up, running his hand through his hair. "I guess so.." Spencer smiled, picking up his phone. Spencer browsed the internet for a couple minutes, before skimming over an article. "Here.. this one states how to put it on effectively... May I try?" Y/N nodded.

Spencer positioned Y/N gently, so that his breasts were easily accessed. He ripped a piece of tape off the roll and gently stuck it over Y/N's left breast. Spencer followed to article EXACTLY, making sure that he was gentle, and that the tape wasn't too tight while also flattening effectively.

After Spencer finished, he embraced Y/N, kissing the top of his head. "I love you, Y/N. You know that? I love you no matter how flat you are." Y/N hugged back, grateful that his boyfriend was so kind and accepting. "I don't know why you do.." Spencer's expression hardened, and he tilted Y/N face to look at him.

"Y/N, I love you SO much. More than you'll ever know. I don't care about what they assigned you at birth, I care about who you are now, with me. I don't want another man. I want you. I love you. Even if it's tough to see it sometimes." Y/N blinked back tears.. "I just.. I'm scared you'll see a better guy.. a cis guy.. a-and you'll realise how inadequate I am compared to him.."

Spencer teared up himself. "No no no." He hugged Y/N tightly. "I love you. Every part of you. I don't care that you're trans. You're my BOYFRIEND. I think you're more than 'adequate'. I think you're perfect for me. If loving you costs little moments like these, then I'd live 100 more years as your boyfriend. As far as I'm concerned, no other guys exists."

Comfortable silence fell over the two. Spencer held onto Y/N tightly, and Y/N took deep breaths, calming himself down.. "I love you, Spencer." Spencer smiled in response. "I love you more, sweetheart."

-> S5!Spencer Reid and his boyfriend can't resist each other, and Derek Morgan bullies them

details: Male!reader, MLM, fluff, use of Y/N, tw: Derek Morgan teasing them, Spencer is WHIPPED for Y/N, 440 words!!

Spencer and Y/N had been dating for 2 months. They were at a stage in their relationship where sometimes they just COULDN'T keep their hands to themselves.. This being a prime example.

Two weeks ago, on a random Wednesday, Y/N had lured Spencer into the storage closet. Spencer, who was like a puppy (eager to please), had followed him without question. Y/N had ended up sitting Spencer into a chair, straddling him, and making out with him.

Spencer's arms were around Y/N's waist, and Y/N's arms were around Spencer's neck. Y/N had dominated the kiss, moving his lips eagerly against Spencer's. Spencer whimpered, resulting in Y/N's tongue slipping into his mouth.

Y/N's tongue explored Spencer's mouth, causing more little whines and whimpers to escape Spencer's lips.

That's when Derek Morgan had decided it was the perfect time to get a spare folder from said storage closet. He had opened the door to find the two men having their private moment. Derek had smirked and whistled to get the men's attention. "Having a little boy-time?" He said, teasingly. Y/N had pulled off and Spencer's face had turned beet red. "We-- I-- uh.." Spencer managed to stutter out.

Y/N rolled his eyes, "What do you want, Derek?" Derek smirked again, similar-looking to the Cheshire cat. "20 dollars and i won't tell." Y/N sighed, "I'm not giving you 20--" Derek left and shut the door behind him.

Spencer's eyes widened, "D-do you think he's gonna hell Hotch!?" "No.. he doesn't have the guts... probably." Spencer began panicking, pacing around the enclosed space and muttering to himself. Y/N grabbed Spencer's arm to stop him, bringing him into a hug. "We'll be okay, Spence..."

Spencer swallowed, "You're sure?" "I have faith that Derek, as our friend, wouldn't snitch to Hotch. It's more likely he's snitching to Garcia, and she'll be the one to tell Hotch." "NOT helping," Spencer mumbled.

A week later, Derek had been TORMENTING them. Derek would whisper something to someone, have Y/N and Spencer perk up in fear, only for the person to claim it was something dumb like "good morning". Derek thought it was HILARIOUS.

Every time Derek talked to someone, Y/N and Spencer would try their best to listen in.. to no avail. And every single time, without failure, it was NEVER Spencer and Y/N's secret.

This went on for months and months.. until Spencer couldn't take it anymore. With Y/N's approval, they came out to the team. As a couple. Of course, everyone reacted positively, thanking them both for being honest and such. Derek cursed. Emily raised an eyebrow, "What's wrong?" Derek chuckled, "I don't have any more leverage."