I wish you would write a story where Gideon annoys his older brother Neal about why he hasn't asked Emma Swan to be his girlfriend yet.
I wish Iād write that fic too.Ā
I want the total AU version where Neal is seventeen, and idolised by seven-year-old Gideon who worships the ground his big brother walks on. Emma is captain of the fencing team and Nealās best friend, and when she comes over she teaches Gideon some very basic swordplay (with his little wooden sword of course), so he worships her too. He wants her to be his sister. And the best way for that to happen, in his opinion, is if Neal marries Emma.Ā
The idea is only cemented in his mind when Emma drives Neal home one night, and keeps teasing him about how she rescued him and sheās his saviour. Emma has a car, Neal doesnāt (Neal totalled his last car, and Gold refuses to buy him a new one so heās saving for it), so when he gets stranded after a party and canāt get a cab, she has to come drive him home. Except from the way Emmaās teasing him, Gideon comes to a realisation: his brother is a princess, and Emma is a knight, and knights and princesses are supposed to get married and have a happy ending, right?
Even after Neal manages to convince him that princesses are girls and he doesnāt need saving, he canāt shake Gideonās conviction that Emma is a knight and Nealās Saviour, and so theyāre supposed to kiss and have a happy ending.
The only problem is Emmaās shitty boyfriend Killian, who smells weird and is never nice to Gideon or Neal the few times heās come to get Emma from their house.Ā
Basically I want seven-year-old Gideon challenging people to sword fights for his brotherās honour.Ā
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