Listen. I actually have a character named Greg, who only exists in an RP between @whumpiary and I. He is in his twenties, has been held in slavery since birth but would call himself "staff" - if you read the Savvie and Jax story I did with @comfy-whumpee, the villainous person who keeps this "staff" is Savvie's vicious uncle Isaac Marcoset.
Greg is the physical fighter on a three-man team that handles the dirty work involved in Isaac's criminal enterprises. Greg's well trained in martial arts and boxing, he's the guy who throws the punches. Vander, who looks just like the Marcosets and was born with a congenital condition where he is not able to easily feel pain, takes the hits and gets back up, and John Brewster, who gave himself that name and may or may not be an illegimate son of a Marcoset, is the crack shot who can hit any target near or far.
Greg is also happily "married" to Lana, and is somewhat of a father figure to her younger brother Langdon... who is Isaac's illegitimate son.
Every time I get one of these messages, I think you mean THAT Greg and get really puzzled trying to figure out when I told everybody here about him.
