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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) Dir. Irvin Kershner
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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) Dir. Irvin Kershner
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STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI
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Owen Lars died a few days before the end of Revenge of the Sith
so when a bedraggled, light-haired and light-skinned man showed up on her doorstep carrying a child, Beru Whitesun saw a solution to all her problems: identity fraud to get out of paying death taxes to the Hutts and ensure she had enough help running the farm
she even got a free baby out of the deal, and was able to convince her totally-not-new 'husband' that this would keep him safe from the new Empire as well!
this does, of course, add an additional layer of awkwardness to the arrival of Artoo and Threepio at the start of A New Hope
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Luke: hey Uncle Owen, these droids we bought say that they belong someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi who they claim lives near here, do you know who that could be?
'Owen,' sweating: he, uh, died
Luke: oh, did you know him then?
'Owen,' sweating harder: how about we just wipe these droids' memories in the morning and forget this whole conversation, how does that sound son??
Ending of phantom menace you’ll always be famous to me