#artoboros

(s'all chill if there's a limit to one person)

YOU CAN BE BIG AND GREEDY . now i already have the matcha but you can see butter roll to scale. wolpertinger and manticore… having them here implies a mycookie and an ultimate dough by the way. just to leave you with information. one thing about matcha is that she was made specifically as a wolpertinger by dark enchantress, which is COMPLETELY fucked up if you Know. she constantly feels like she is meant to attain a standard that she doesn’t even know about (dark enchantress tried making her in the image of the witches and FAILED) and so instead she feels inadequate almost infinitely. meanwhile butter roll is an esteemed scientist. WAS a legal one. studied in the same academy as latte and espresso for years, but then some mysterious incident happened and she was under a lot of legal scrutiny. nearly in prison for a BUNCH of years (until someone broke him free). he got kidnapped into this by the cookies of darkness but it turns out he fucking loves it here and nobody can get him to leave. CAN THIS GUY LEAVE (that is a girl who is a drag king)

separate fools under cut

AOUUGHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!!! YES. HI. sorry for the nakedish buckwheat in the left i didnt know how to show her physique out more. but yes here are the tormented hares… i say hares but in truth i lied 2 of them are part rabbit . saffron cookie being an angora rabbit and choco caramel being a giant lop in specific… and you may wonder who choco caramel is. well in truth thats actually corn choco cookie i just saw with the ABYSMALLY lacking writing i saw in his chapters i figured there would need to be a few changes around here…! ill get into it later though.

buckwheat of course you know her you love her… originally born and raised under the “love and guidance” of first grain… she was practically cultivated to be her right hand rabbit (much like growing a vegetable, of course.) even though she struggled with the labour that was given. so obviously her next goal was to remove such burdens, and obviously she was praised for it. this wasn’t anything like she had received before, where she was only noted as a “troublesome laborer” who couldn’t contribute. well now she was contributing! nobody would starve again. yet, that wasnt ever enough, since she was born with an insatiable hunger she couldn’t properly describe. while growing to rise in power, her goals never really went past ‘gain recognition for her work’ because that’s all she could have as an ambition. isnt it miserable? she couldn’t even have her own fantasies outside of first grain, even if she was going against her. and in the end she was locked up anyways. what would chickpea think of her now, if not wasted effort? (buckwheat, that was your friend.) she will need to realise that contributions do not need to be earned, that she is allowed to consume and replenish and thrive without having to feel like “leeching” . thats part of it anyways

net meanwhile… her whole thing is ‘faking being sick’ so she can ‘exploit the hardworking medical industry (thats also always right and well intentioned!)’ …but truthfully put i think she does have her own issues. even putting past having FIRST EGG as a creator she is still clearly suffering for reasons that weren’t recognised by the clinic in general (and they also weren’t recognised by herself in particular.) what irony. going to a hospital and you never get the pain treated because you didnt even know it was there!!! in truth their striking parallels with shadow milk himself tempt me to make this polycule more overtly relevant… oh well you get b side ouro au for now watch as the witches fuck up these animals. SHE will need to realise that there are vulnerabilities that are held and that they can be recognised by others,

SAFFRON COOKIE!!!!!! i full name it because i also go by saffron EVEN BEFORE SHE RELEASED?!?!?!?! imagine my surprise when after complaining a little about the writing here they release a cookie with my name and delusions that gets arrested and never is allowed to leave while the BLUE LIVES COOKIE (rock candy.) berates her. and the witches who imprisoned her have this whole spiel about how imprisonment never actually manages to work and they should leave the cookies to their own devices (they say as they stand in a destructed courtroom, which they let the cookies clean up by themselves) AND THEY DONT FREE SAFFRON COOKIE AT THE END … disclaimer i should say that devsis doesnt even know who i am this was just a . WILD coincidence and i had to do something. shes regarded as having delusions, right ? repeatedly the two witches of the court question her as if she isn’t being taken advantage of and is also HAVING DELUSIONS IN THE CURRENT MOMENT. it gets to be believed and given the time of day by people who will care. IT GETS TO BE GIVEN SPACE TO REALLY EXPLAIN ITSELF!!!! ISNT IT WONDERFUL

MIIIISTTLEEEEEE mistletoe is the adult child of a space that refuses to let her go, berry has a habit of hoarding and hoarding of course, like in canon… but mistletoe here also had to tend to the others as a result of this unintentional neglect, and as a result she never had the time to live her own life free of anything, always delegated to the role of an ornamental piece, made to be frozen in time entirely. this one’s obvious she just needs the space to move out… she needs to live her life… her room is empty because berry would just hoard all of her belongings anyways, and if not completely empty then it would be filled with trash because mistletoe ALSO got her hoarding problem i feel, and thats saying it if she even HAD a room in the first place instead of sleeping on the couch.

…choco caramel ive done a bit of working on. i should say first hes a stud lesbian thats why hes here isnt he wonderful. anyways regarding his whole deal: hes actually a substantial less fucked up mainly because a witch isnt as prominent in his life through direct contact… but it still needs to be said. constantly training and being on edge in a literal cookie colosseum just to make sure you and the (EQUALLY AS) disabled preteen you care for are safe and accounted for in a dangerous environment does things to you. and by that i mean it exhausted choco caramel extensively… but weakness in the chocosseum was (as seen in canon) something that could get you thrown out. granted later on first choco reevaluated a lot of things about how she operated things but the damage still suffices. while recognising one’s vulnerablities is a topic mentioned, actually taking the time to accommodate for yourself and make a space for yourself in spite of the world and YOURSELF (choco caramel has a lot of internalised ableism) is something entirely different but still equally as important

may i humbly request a cookie-ified version of arrowhead .. they died long before dragons started taking on cookie forms but I think it'd be awesome to see ..

either that or one of the DELUGElings (azarashi, koumori, oyasumi . they're associated with seals, bats, and thylacines / wyverns respectively)

ARROWHEAD!!!! not totally remarkable or anything but i chose a potoroo as the mammal to base their cookie form off of ! though with some aquatic features still in tact… despite wearing a little outfit here i feel like they often spend their time near the sea swimming around still… instead of near their abdomen their gills would be shifted up to their neck for convenience (ie. being able to breathe even with clothes on like this) they havent gotten rid of that . they cant let that habit go.