au where zontopia is just an extremely religious high school and buckler & shield bond over a hatred of their senile teacher halberd, pasgard is that specific teacher's pet and acts like he's top of the class (he is not), the prison gang are considered the school's delinquents but they have literally done anything wrong except miss a prayer and befriend the crazy old janitor (why did they hire him??) and also one of them is like a kid they're just babysitting, mantle literally just wants to draw, morion is probably secretly evil idk, and armet is the main character because. i said so.