#arsewing

Barbara : ...My boyfriend?

Roy : Yeah, your boyfriend, Dick.

Barbara : OH- I'm not with Dick anymore.

Roy : ...Really?

Barbara : Yeah.

Roy : That's good to know...

Barbara :

Roy : I mean- I'm sorry- for the breakup- you know?

Barbara : That's okay Roy I got it.

Roy : Cool!

Barbara :

Roy :

Barbara : Did you know that Dick just came out as Pansexual?

Roy : HE DID?!

Roy : *cough* I mean- no I didn't know. Thank for the information... I MEAN- Good for him!

Barbara : Yeah good for him.

Roy :

Barbara :

Roy : So for no particular reason I have to go now.

Barbara : Okay, bye Roy.

Roy already leaving : Pick up, pick up, pick up your goddam phone!

Barbara : ...

Would make a serious statement to DE that no one wants to play their Shitwing.

Though they’ll prolly just rig it like they did with EoB anyway.

Well I found what the Void Jew’s bringing tomorrow.

Oh DE it’s like you’re giving me a birthday present 

Actual rewards and affinity? Guess we’ll have to wait and see. But hey a possible incentive to do Archwing shit at least.

TENNO REINFORCEMENTS - ‘Knux’ Arch-Melee 

As neato tostito as these are (though they would’a been way cooler as a melee in regular gameplay since we’re overdue for fist weapons), the sad thing is Arch-Melee’s are carbon copies of eachother with different stats, in terms of how they play (same animations, no stances, etc). Also its stats are still worse than the Centaur, so it just becomes a pointless and slow 3k mastery.

Let me say though, if you want these you better start doing some good Ophelia farms for that Tellurium.

Your Speebin is evolving!