#ardent fire

Gleeful: Genderless (it/its, sparkle/sparkle/sparkles/sparkles/sparkleself, ✨/✨/✨s/✨s/✨self, 🔥/🔥/🔥s/🔥s/🔥self, glitter/glitter/glitters/glitters/glitterself (starting fron now on)). Loves everyone all of the time in a way where sparkle loops back around to being aroace.

Friendly: Genderless (Any pronouns). Aroace.

Holy: Girl (it/its, It/Its, She/Her). Lesbian.

Ardent: Genderqueer (it/its, he/him, they/them). Pansexual.

"Skill issue."

"Yeah? What your excuse for not girlkissing then, uh?"

"...no comment."

"First of all we don't have lips, which we'd need to kiss people."

"They all think they're so much better than us, don't they?!"

The fire in the ovens burn brighter. A few burgers are turned to ash.

"Ardent!"

"I actually think that's a good thing I don't want to destroy stuff."

"It is in our nature: stop fighting it, I beg you."

"I think I've heard that name before? Don't know much."

"YOU LITTLE WATER SPOUTING SQUIRTLE I'LL BURN YOU 'TILL YOUR ASHES BECOME A FIRE-RESISTANT CARPET ON THE MCTABBY'S FLOOR!"

"Your sins will not go unpunished."

"We didn't even do anything wrong this time!"

"Yeah, probably."

"Oh but I really don't want to die :( but I guess I'd have to."

"Fuck no!"

"We are the flames that warms and burns, we are the beautiful blazing sun, we are destruction and creation: there would be no world without us. Therefore, my choice is obvious."

"I don't think that all the fire in the world would die if we did..."

It drops to the ground. It is full of chain links connected in a messy web.

"Wow."

"We should tell Cage about it! That's basically a Cage balloon!"

"...I don't think she'd want to see us again after we killed her."