#arcane bloopers

Tomorrow, Netflix Geeked will feature new Arcane content of... unknown nature. My silly ass would love for it to be bloopers.

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I want to see Vander and Silco get awkward in the chocking scene in episode 3. They try to hold it in but Silco bursts a fat laugh in Vander's face.

I want to see Marcus forgetting his lines and losing his cool, because Silco keeps making faces at him but you can't see it from the camera's angle.

I want to see Jinx fall from the blade of her lair on mat below.

I want to see Sevika headbutt Vi for real by mistake and they both go OW OW! Bitch!

I want to see Powder riding Mek's shoulders through the set, pulling on his ears to give directions.

I want to see Jayce do nervous vocal warm up exercises and shyly admit to the behind-the-scenes cameraman that he struggles with the confident Jayce persona because he's so shy. Viktor rushes by just then and pinches his butt and Jayce is like "AAH!" in a nice high voice.

I want to see Cait kiss Vi's nose in the Kabedon scene and hear laughs from behind the camera while Vi goes 😳

I wanna see Silco be like "You're making a mess" in that one scene. But Sevika forgets her line and goes "Sir—" trying to summon the rest...

So Silco just goes "You're ruining the carpet!"

"Sir!"

"You're LEAKING ALL OVER THE PLACE!"

"SIR!"

I want Singed drinking a boba tea in his actor chair and when asked a question, just answers in his VA's pure, undiluted Australian accent.

I want kid Viktor, Powder and Ekko riding Rio in the background while her handler explains how long she's trained her for and how many films she's in.

I want Ekko, Viktor, Jayce and Jinx to take their child actors out for a photoshoot. Do clothes swap, or dress in the same clothes. I want Silco turning to the camera in extra close up and say "They didn't do a child version of me, because I'd be too F##ing cute."

Vander in the background : "You f##ing wish!"

Silco, turning around, waving an unfinished kebab: "What did you say you—"

I want Mel answering questions about the filming process outside her trailer and full armour Ambessa beeline to them and say "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER" — She isn't Mel's mom though of course, but brags about Mel like she is for the entire shoot.

I want Ren to squeak a desperate "Daddy, help!" in the middle of the scene with Silco and his goons at his flat, making both him and Marcus freak out. Dustin and Ran set her up to do it.

I want Deckard and Deckard's swole body double doing a little dance routine that ends up in DBZ's fusion dance while Vi makes an ugly snorting sound, slapping her thigh like it's the funniest thing she's ever seen.

I want to see Claggor and Mylo do a super intricate 30scd long choreographed handshake. Mylo jokes that he's glad it'll make it to the DVD and Claggor nods like "we can't believe they wouldn't let us use it in the show!"

I want Cait and Jayce mock up the argument scene in her room and devolve into squeaking "mee mee mee!" at each other.

I want Shoola caught picking her nose with one of her gold finger claw prop and be like ∑(ΦдΦlll

I want Heimer falling down some stairs doing soft little puppy sounds at every bump and half the set rush in even though he's perfectly fine.

Actually yeah, that shot would be strange, right? She would get some modesty covering at her front, but be bare from neck to lower back with just the gold painting.

Director : "Yeah, we CGI'ed the dress on."

Mel, under the bright lights of the Council room set : "I didn't know the gold was meant to be special. It wasn't in the script and nobody told me! I thought it was just my character's fashion sense."

Jayce, stepping close : "I mean, you do wear it to bed with me." Turning anxiously to the camera, "That's not a spoiler, is it? Can I say that?"

Mel : "I just thought I was that extra, what can I say." Turning back to the camera too. "Mel is the kind of woman who presents a front at all time. She's got issues. Mommy issues. I just hope the CGI means I get to explore them next season."