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Check out the new Boet Fighter Trailer!

So there is this local gaming company (Cali4ways Games) that is going to (soon) release a sweet new game called: Boet Fighter! Check out there brand new trailer for the game and have a squize at their press release!

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SOON TO BE RELEASED SOUTH AFRICAN MOERING VIDEO GAME, ‘BOET FIGHTER’, FAANALY SET RELEASE DATES* FOR OFFICIAL TRAILER AND GAME LAUNCH ON STEAM! AND, HAVE ALSO ALREADY BEEN OFFICIALLY DECLARED SCHWEETEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TAAM**, BOET.

20 August, 2019, Fourways, Johannesburg. For Immediate klapping, worldwaad.

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Charnas of the media, gaming community, the press, the bench press, and just fans of kapping okes in general,

We at Califourways Games – makers of the soon-to-be finished and officially jolled unto the public, saad-scrolling beat-‘em-up video game, ‘Boet Fighter’ – have some news so excaating, it may well cause your muscle vascularity to increase baah 33%. Or even a third, if you’re already quaat ripped.

We are praad to anaance that our Official Game Trailer will drib the public in the tits right now. Jol it on Facebook at Facebook.com/BoetFighter.

Then, the game’s first actual release will be on Steam, where we already have the schweetest account in the universe (go to https://store.steampowered.com/app/1108350/Boet_Fighter/ to jol it naah), and where the game will faanaly be unleashed upon the public at the end of September (so you flippin’ champions in our Facebook Community can faanally stop nagging us with the “When is the flippin’ game coming out question” all flippin’ day and all flippin’ naaght, more repetitively than music at a Fourways gymnasium.

And faanally… we are excaated to tune you okes that, whaal we cannot give too much away raaght now, or we would have to drib you to death, we can tune you that we have faanally concluded our negotiations and cage-faaghts with a local celebrity oke who will ultimately become our first DLC character, and will make the game even more flippin’ insanely schweet with his extreme titness and generally schweet vaabs, which we are kak-praad to have associated with Boet Fighter. Our Computer Nerd Army have tuned us to tune you to keep an aah out for Easter eggs. That makes no sense, since April is months away, but even after several bogwashings, they still insisted we include that information, even though it makes less sense than haagher-grade maths, so there you go, boet.

Please kaandly share this press release far and waad and help us spread the news. Mostly, because it’s very excaating, but also because this is easily the schweetest flippin’ press release you have ever received in your laaf (admit, boet), and because we will drib you broken if you don’t.

Thank you for jolling this press release, and for all your super-tit support so far. We skeem you okes are KAK-lekker.

Schweet. Baah.

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