this is supposed to be a sass fic

then things got even sweeter

then sweeter again

BECAUSE ALISTAIR DECIDES TO BE ALISTAIR OF COURSE

and he had the sweetness down to an art, and its not even like outright, he is completely oblivious to his being sweetness

and tori and I are there clutching our hearts

and tori is like “well Alistair. of course this happens”

And I’m screaming internally

and then she is like “alistair I need to be fierce queen and you are making me cry”

and he has something else planned

and fluff overload

and