The first one to bring up the subject of weed at the mansion was Ben, much to everyone's surprise. He looks rather young compared to the others, sure, but he’s a dedicated stoner. 

For rotations, it's normally Ben, Nina, or EJ’s handiwork being passed around. Ben can roll a decent doobie, but EJ is super dexterous and can construct some neatly packed and really smooth king-sized cones. 

Nina likes to show off her cutesy, artificially colored and flavored rolling papers. Jeff is lazy about it and refuses to contribute. 

The worst roller is Toby, he can't help that his tics make it hard to be precise. He keeps a dab bar on him for convenience. When he gets high though, his tics become slightly less frequent. 

Nat asks to borrow Toby’s dab bar sometimes and it gets returned with a significant portion missing. Both she and Nina have a pretty bad issue with fruit flavored nicotine vapes too.

Jeff coughs hard but smokes hard too. His lungs are destroyed because he’s also a cigarette smoker and he likes blunts.

 Jeff’s also known to have sticky fingers when it comes to cigs, weed, lighters, etc. He’ll be shamelessly stealing buds from Ben's stash. The elf knows he’ll get back at Jeff somehow. 

Ben likes to take fat rips off his bong between video game rounds. He’s high the most often out of all the proxies, partly because he lowkey likes to maintain the “pothead-gamer” aesthetic.

Nina outdoes Ben in that department - her novelty glass pipe collection is straight out of a Pinterest board. She and Kate share and maintain them. 

EJ smokes less than the others because frankly, no other sensation is more gratifying than feeding after being hungry. He gets a unique sort of high after a hunt. However, he does like to smoke socially and enjoys blunts and joints. 

The smoke is pretty nasty for LJ, and weed (or any substances, really) doesn't have an affect on the clown so much. If anything, he’ll eat infused gummies and brownies because he enjoys a sugary treat. 

Toby and EJ get all stupid and laugh like idiots, but Jeff just stumps out on the couch with a vacant expression, gripping a knife if he has too much. 

Kate is normally non-verbal, so hearing her little high chuckles at Nina’s stoned ranting is rare. LJ tunes into her lively reenactments with little claps and smiles. 

Ben can generally outsmoke almost all the proxies, but Nat’s tolerance just about matches his. Those two have the most refined conversations about strain properties and quality. 

During a sesh at the mansion, Sally takes a couple toys with her and goes to her treehouse in the forest. She likes to long nap in her soft blankets or hunt little animals.

Sally doesn’t need it at all, but Jane chaperones her because she feels like it and doesn’t like smoking all that much anyway.

[the proxy's ideal dates headcanons]

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