#apirateslifeforme

Pirates: *get whole limbs cut off because people don't have antibiotics yet*

Pirates: *have to eat hardtack that probably has weevils in it*

On Etsy, I have pirate skirts available now - and I consolidated all my costumes into one listing (with choice of colors)!

good evening hotmans! it’s sunday, which means it’s time for another installment of goodnightmomo, a twitch stream where my friend and I read you the best that avatar fanfction has to offer, as a little bedtime story for these flamin’ summer nights 🔥

previously on goodnightmomo: cc and lia (your hosts) read chapters 1-6 of @muffinlance​ ’s story about the world’s Goodest Boy (and his also Very Good dog), Salvage ! there have been black eyes and cuddles abound in equal parts, but we’re still left with a few questions: who’s going to cuddle zuko next? is the dog’s name Scuttles or Seal Jerky or none of the above? and what does the firelord think about all this? 

tonight we’ll pick up the story where we left off, so join us tonight, 9/06 at 8 pm PST (11 pm EST) at goodnightmomo for a lively discussion of zuko’s trauma as well as 10 Easy Ways To Use Your Firebending to Make Friends. and if you can’t catch it live, no worries! all our broadcasts go up on our channel after they’re over, so sleepy momos can watch the next day! 💚

Hello! I’ve lost a Pirates of the Caribbean story I read in 2017, on either Ao3 or FanFiction.Net. I’m worried it’s been deleted honestly. I can’t remember the name of it unfortunately but I have been trying to hunt it down for days and I’ve had no luck so far.

I don’t remember any specific quotes (or I’d have just googled it and had more success I think) but Elizabeth Swann and her father had moved back to London. I don’t know the deal with Will, other than he wasn’t in the picture. I do believe she had a son, but very uncertain on that. Jack had changed himself, he dressed neat and clean, had changed to formal speech, and was basically a merchant vessel instead of a pirate. His ship may have been the Pearl still, but I know it wasn't black, because it gets repainted black later. He came to London to get Elizabeth for... some reason(?) and she was disappointed in the change. He was very professional and cold towards Elizabeth. They went along making his trades and hunting for a special pearl (I think? Might’ve been some other rare item) and at some point she was kidnapped, but I don’t remember by who. In the chase to get her back, Jack kind of reverts to the piratey-ness and he DOES get her back but I don’t remember much of what happened after that.

Any help would be much appreciated! 🖤

My name is Pupper the Pirate,

And on my pirate ship,

As it so happens,

I am Captain,

So u better not give me lip.

We howl at the moon,

We eat without spoons,

We nap whenever we please.

We’ll sniff out ur booty

‘Cause plunder’s our duty,

We rule the seven seas!

Start swabbin’ the deck,

Prepare to heck!

U’ll never outrun my fleet.

We’ve got u surrounded,

Don’t act so astounded,

Surrender,