davids an outlaw gang boss ( bc of course ) and everyone in his gang is dangerous but abysmally fucking stupid ( just like him <3 )

meanwhile theres adel. rogue bounty hunter thats all about the money but also *fuck the law i do whatever i want FUCK YALL* shes so silly.

anyways, david noticing his members going missing one by one and internally losing his shit until he goes to the city undercover for a beer and hearing about some ‘crazy french bitch gunning down anything in her way’ …. obviously he hunts said woman down and is just soooooo smittennnnn omggggg like how can someone so cutie be so gd insane….

starts causing chaos wherever he goes just so he can get a SMIDGE of her attention like doll please youre going after my fellas what about MEEEEEEEE IM RIGHT HEEEEEREEE HEAD HONCHOOOOOOO </3

adel already knows about his dumb desperate lollygagging btw shes just playing with him…..

they do end up meeting and unfortunately she begrudgingly starts enjoying his presence…. and slowly HIM…… she helps him hiDE DEEP IN THE WOODS OR MOUTAINS OMG LIKE FLACO IN NORTH AMBARINO RRHHHAAA RHA RHAAAA

HENCE WHY HES BEING A LITTLE SHITHEAD LIKE hehehe i knew you liked meeeee <3 yes bro god damn now shut up </3 anywaaaaaays.

… dadel4ever hihihi

im cringe but i truly do not give a shit whatsoever <333333