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2017 was filled with unexpected Adventures of different varieties and it will be so much fun to experience what 2018 has to offer!!!!!

Let us recap 2017 and fill in some last minute Adventures not yet written about….

The beginning of 2017 we met Actor, who turned out to be nothing more than an immature brat… What a waste of energy and time! Can’t even use him in anyway whatsoever!

Lost a very dear friend, whom made me rethink my decisions in life and reevaluate friendships all together.  

I became slightly a hermit with a few sightings here and there….

Did more conventions to promote my Comic Book…. Gained more fans and followers….

Had an Adventure in Vancouver to reconfirm, hiking really is not all that fun, but if one must do it, at least do it in style….

Went to Vegas….

Established new bonds with people and eliminated friendships that had run its course.

Bestie Gay married and for the first time I was a Gal of Honor....

Went on Tinder and Plenty of Fish…

Met 48, who turns out is back on the dating scene for he “matched” with a friend of mine who is truly 25 yrs old.  She let me toy with 48… He did his usual cheesy pick up lines. He hid his age, so naturally we asked how old he is… He did respond with 48, to which we asked, “Do you always date 25 yr olds?”  You will never guess what his response was?!?!?!  He UNMATCHED!!!!!!!  Guess he was embarrassed to answer the question or he really does only like to date 25 yr olds or he may have sensed something was up.  Too bad he unmatched because I was waiting to say “OMG, you’re 48! I know GOLDEN ASS!!!!!!”  That would have been hilarious… Oh well…..

9in and I are no more…. Not that we were ever anything… All I was trying to do was measure his penis, which became more and more difficult… He ended the potential of measuring because his gf decided she wanted to try monogamy, which would eventually lead to marriage and kids.  I tried to convince him, he needed to get measured just once before he headed down the point of no return, I mean after all these months and no measurement, it would feel like such a waste of time!!!!  He said he was afraid to see me again because he did like me and that I was always on his mind…. Not a good sign for someone who is about to embark on monogamy…. To be thinking of someone else…. I told him that he will regret taking that step with someone he doesn’t want to get boxed in with especially when he has feelings for someone else, but what did I know, I was just a girl who wanted to measure a 9 in cock…  He told me I was the best… The best at not getting laid!!!  I wrote, how monogamy can be wonderful when it’s with the right person.  How if he does decide to marry, to make sure it’s with someone he can see raising children with, who he sees growing old with and wanting to stick his dick in that only box… I find it odd that she would want to start a monogamous relationship with a guy she was not willing to commit and he, not willing to commit to her, all this time. Perhaps her clock is ticking and she is realizing she probably should lock someone down and it might as well be the guy she’s living with…. Who knows!  I certainly wouldn’t want to attempt monogamy with someone I was in an open relationship with, I don’t think I would ever truly be able to trust them... Such a waste to never have measured.....

F/L and I are still trying to connect.  Another one that is becoming more and more difficult….

I’ve received messages from other random guys that have basically lead to nothing.  Funny, 2 guys have actually blocked me.  One kept calling me superficial because I wasn’t attracted to his fat, balding, short body…. Everyone is superficial…. Only insecure people attack those that call a spade a spade.  Another insecure boy blocked me because I told him I wouldn’t have time until after the New Year to meet up, which was only a few days away…. What these boys don’t realize when they block, their messages disappear all together.  I receive notification that they sent me a message but since they blocked me, I have no idea what their parting shot said! Such idiots…. If they wanted to insult me or tell me off, they should at least wait a day or two, to make sure I actually read the message before blocking... But what is the point of blocking?  It’s not like I’m going to be blowing up their messages, they were the ones reaching out to me!.  Online dating really does bring out the most insecure people!

Another guy I was messaging, told me we would not make a good match, only after I sent him a picture of me at Machu Picchu…. Hmmmm…. Guess he wasn’t attracted to my Golden Ass…

Machu Picchu…. What a trip!!!!!! It first started with Buenos Aires.  A good city. Reminded me lots of Europe. Probably because it was once known to be the Paris of South America and it certain does live by that name.  I did tons of shopping!!!!! To which I now have to go through all my clothes and donate 50% of my wardrobe.  It is time for an update.  Plus my new purchases are still sitting in my suitcase for they have no home to be placed into….. We need a cleanse!  

Peru… I LOVE! What an amazing country.  Mind you, I only went to 3 places in Peru but I LOVED all 3 places.  I don’t think words can properly describe Machu Picchu.  Such a magnificent experience that I hope to see again and again… Definitely a wonder!  

I left with an empty suitcase and came back with 3 full to the rim…. My Christmas presents this year killed!  

I closed the year out with doing 2 celebrations. One an Irish New Years!  4pm here is midnight in Ireland.  I went with some friends and rather enjoyed celebrating at 4pm. We than went back to their place and chatted before I left to go to my favorite spot to truly ring in the New Year. What a party!!!!! I danced the night away surrounded by new friends and enjoyed every moment of it.  I of course hoped to meet a HOT guy to kiss at midnight but ended kissing my friends and loving every moment.  I stumbled home and into bed around 4am…

I woke up from a rather steamy dream in which I met a steamy hot guy and we started a love affair… Now wouldn’t that be a Dream come true!

2018 I’m ready for whatever you have to offer me!!!!!!

Onto New Adventures!

He is actually about 2 inches shorter than he stated on his profile.  We were basically the same height.  I envisioned if I had worn heels, would he have felt small…. He was in gym clothes.  He apologized before hand of being in gym clothes because of the time we had selected he was just going to be finished with his work out.  

My standards must me slipping because I did not care.  I was up for just going out and meeting someone.  Which means, I really don’t care and that nothing really is going to happen because I put absolutely no effort into my looks.  Not that I looked bad but I certainly was not decked out like I would have been decked out…. Even for coffee!  And I wore my glasses! I literally put no effort into anything what so ever....

The conversation flowed, I wouldn’t say it was effortlessly.  I felt myself repeating what and where and how quite often.  I don’t know if he didn’t hear me or if he wasn’t really paying attention.  

He wasn’t bad to look at but I wasn’t feeling any lust for him whatsoever.  I’m sure he had a nice body underneath his sweat gym sleeveless attire but I just didn’t care.

He walked me to my car, in which I ended up having to pay for the parking structure!!!!  I did give him my number and the potential of going out to dinner before my next travel adventure….

Ehhhh…. Is how I am feeling… I truly could care less if he ends up calling or texting.  Thus far no….

Ms. C called me so we could discuss what went down with Wolfie.  We laughed at what a great story it is to tell…. Wolfie is probably this ugly techie guy who gets his kicks off by women sending him scandalous pictures and talking dirty to him.  He disappears suddenly because he knows that the gig is up! What kind of life is that though.  Quite pathetic.... He probably ended the charade fast with me because I started asking questions and he knew that I had a blog and would definitely be writing about him...  He did say he was always honest and for me to trust him... HA!

Although I am totally still drooling over the HOT model guy, Wolfie was using…. I sent the model an email informing him that some person was using his pictures for catfishing…. He hasn’t responded but what could he say…

We are meeting for coffee... I’ll accept. Normally I would say food but right now, lets not push our luck that he is actually who he says he is, Wolfie also claimed to be honest.... 

Oh so we did more sleuthing and discovered that Wolfie was actually using a really hot model’s pictures.... Too good to be true....With a body that Wolfie was showing off, no way would he be doing what he claimed to be doing... Definitely a wolf in sheep’s clothing.  The nickname has more meaning to it now!  

I accidently sent him a “heart” reaction on Meat Market.  I was rereading our messages and for some reason when you reach the end of the conversation, if you continue to pull up, suddenly, a heart reaction pops up! I didn’t know what to do and I guess I hit sent!

CRAP!!!!!  I didn’t mean to do that!  

I’ll use the excuse I was doing some referencing for blogging and thus I was rereading and suddenly the heart popped up…

Yea that will work!!!

Although I’m getting an uneasy feeling about the fact that I haven’t heard from him.  It’s not like him not to say hi, like especially at the airport or something...

Now this past month, leading into the Con, I have been slaving away, gathering my merchandise and staying up late to ready myself for my first Con.  I even learned how to sew because I wanted to have Golden capes to sell.  What person doesn’t want a Golden Cape???  

How did my first Con go?  AMAZINGLY Fantastic!!!  Having a table is a hustle.  You are trying to get as many people to check you out.  You are calling out to them from far away and you are basically doing all you can to get them to buy all that you have to sell.  I am a natural whore at the hustle!  I enticed as many people as I could and then some.  I even got yelled at by an insecure dick who had a table across from my table.  I’m sorry if me saying hi out loud distracts your potential buyer from listening to your shtick, perhaps you should come up with a different tactic.  Other then the insecure dick, everyone else around me was super nice.  I even tried to get people to check out other tables while whoring myself.  

I met some great people with connects.  Cross your fingers they all work out!  I even was interviewed!  So exciting.  I even acquired a stalker!  

This guy, approached my table, the gold attracted him, or my butt. He seemed interested in my series but actually was more interested in asking me out on a date, which he did after coming back to my table.  He asked for my number but I offered my email instead.  He was a little bit of a creepier and I definitely was not attracted to him, soooo the email was the only information he was getting from me.  Plus he didn’t even buy my book to show support, that’s a no no….  He claimed he is a nice guy but nice guys buy a girl’s book!  I don’t trust people when they say they are the “nice ones”, in my book, it means they are actual jerks! We’ll see….