#anyways..........

shauna's hannibal ass journal monologue had me CACKLING in my empty dark bedroom i was just "is she gonna say she was a queen. don't say it. don't say it shauna." and then she did and i died laughing

shauna shipman be so fr with me. you are like 40 something talking about being a warrior after microwaving a hot pocket and burning your hands on the plate. she's such a loser and i kinda love it just as much as i hate it

also MARI PIT GIRL. FLY HIGH ANGEL. i knew from the moment shauna started getting that little sadistic ass murderous look they were fucked also the personal scariest thing about shauna to me is that she's consistently portrayed as incredibly smart like she really is shannibal shector.... chat i fear melissa was so justified for pissing her pants over how scary shauna is i would too man

but i agree that the quality was just like so inconsistent i felt like i was going crazy they really edged lottie's death for like SEVEN EPISODES just to have callie push her down the fuckin stairs... diva down and it wasnt even impactful or as interesting as it couldve been

i do love lottie's baby daddying like its been 25 years and she still thinks she's the father oh girl 😭 you are the father who OVERSTEPPED

the ambigious ending also scares me but then again i am not even worried about cancellation because for it to have grown SOOO much on paramount+ and showtime too? theyre gonna milk the hell out of this show. like dexter levels of milking. we're gonna get like 8 seasons shauna original sin and a spin off series about callie or something... shits going to be atrocious

also dude WHERE THE FUCK WAS ADULT MELISSA? like she killed the fuck out of van and then just vanishes and we instead get shauna self pitying as the entire adult timeline plot almost... where the fuck is that little muppet with the hat what about her family ??? hello?????

anyways tl;dr the finale will continue to get mixed reviews from me they fumbled so bad with some of it. maybe next season we'll get the shaunanat beat up scene we deserve though . and maybe a coherent plot

"shauna's hannibal ass journal..." girl i thought this bitch was about to kill herself 😭😭😭😭 like i thought she was writing a suicide note OUIASGHUIAHGIAUH and all it was was her just... getting all delulu with her journals again 😭 "i was a warrior" girl stfu u were a dictator w a god complex 😭 sit down

"microwaving a hot pocket and burning your hands on the plate..." lowkey that was relatable asf tho.... i too be burning my hands on my plates LMAOOOO -- but then she transitioned from that into the journal entry??? girl. go to bed. get a therapist or smth 😭

"also MARI PIT GIRL. FLY HIGH ANGEL..." MARI WILL FOREVER BE AN ICON. IDC. GIRL, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ONE OF THE BEST OPENING SCENES IN TELEVISION HISTORY. KNOW THAT YOU DIED AS THE REAL QUEEN OF THE WILDERNESS FR. and also.... yeah i would have pissed my pants, too. (but also shauna has horrible aim. girl we both know u meant to kill her, you just cant shoot for shit. ur boyfriend didn't teach you enough, apparently)

"shannibal shector" had me CACKLING 😭😭😭😭 we just be finding new names for shauna on a daily basis now. shanninbal shector and oshauna bin ladin top tier

"edged lottie's death for like SEVEN EPISODES..." genuinely. when i saw how she died. i just sat there like "...what?" cus... first of all, a fall from that height would NOT have killed her. maybe knocked her out, concussed, something like that--but SHE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE????? not to mention the blood flow???? callie i know damn well u did NOT push her that hard. lottie matthews i am so sorry, my batshit crazy cult leader. you deserved better 😔😔 then they did that fuckass slowmo shot of her falling down the stairs???? idk dude that shit gave me 'bollywood soap opera' vibes 😭(iykyk)

"still thinks she's the father oh girl..." when this bitch started talking sm about "our baby" i was like.... girl.... why you sound like the lottie communist meme. bffr. take ur meds (lovingly)

"dexter levels of milking..." ykw.... you're probably right LMAO but the quality of the milk.... i fear we will soon be drinking from a diseased cow who has been dead for two weeks. that being said......... I'll probably watch every single morsel or scrap they give us 😔✊

"WHERE THE FUCK WAS ADULT MELISSA?" WHO THE FUCK IS LOTTIE MATTHEWS? WHERE THE FUCK IS NATALIE? man idk😭 they were just sorta like "surprise the hat chick is alive! she's gonna kill van then leave. have fun! more unresolved storylines for you guys! uwu"