hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesnāt have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

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hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesnāt have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

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It Makes Me Ill! ... OT5 cortis
āā±: your ex boyfriend spots you at a mutual friend's party showing off your new boyfriend, and that is just disgusting.
š²š¢ It Makes Me Ill by *NSYNC
WARNINGS: First fic kinda nervous... no but fr this is lowkey ASS but i love this song and i was threatened by a ghost in my dreams to make this. Gender neutral reader. they're kinda mean to your pretend boyfriend in this⦠gossip girl reference (diss on chuck bassās fashion). Also brief mention of throwing up.
Okay bye š
Watched the finale, it was kinda sorta awesome
Anyways heres my attempt at caine and kinger with a little royalteeth sprinkled in
(Dont worry, the doodle has nothing to do with the finale at all - no spoilers š)
ā ā¹ ā” the weight of want (ģ ģ¤ķø ā” j.yh)
your boyfriend, your dominant. your pearl necklace that says yes, and your glass of water refilled again, and again.
style: bullet drabble pairing: non idol!yunho x fem!reader word count: 3k tags/warnings: smut, pwp, daddy kink, implied ddlg but no regression, omorashi / piss kink, hard dom yunho, mega sub reader, water control, bladder control / piss denial, feeding (light, mentioned, not in a kink specific way), belly play / belly kink, bloat / bloat kink, belly pressing/bladder pressing and teasing, degradation, embarrassment, multiple orgasms, wetting, overstimulation, and then aftercare. petnames are heavy in this -- daddy for yunho, and baby / babygirl / sweet girl / little one etc. notes: well.... this one was a request, and i've never written something like this before so i figured let's try it. i did some research and figured out what some people who are into this kink actually like, and i get it. when centered on degredation and control it all kind of clicked, and this is what came out. it's definitely feral and definitely out of my normal comfort zone, but it was fun to write and i think it's pretty hot. i hope you enjoy if you like this kind of thing!! [masterlist]
[SECONDLY ā fuck my OS system(my brain)]
thinking about Derek being jealous of Stilesā new puppy.
Stiles had moved into an apartment and his dad didnāt feel good about his only son living alone. Stiles had tried to reassure him that he was only twenty minutes away, that scott would probably be over all the time, that heās good with a solid baseball bat and a bag of mountain ash. all that still wasnāt good enough for dad.
one of the retired dogs from the K-9 unit had puppies, so his dad gave him one; a little german shepherd with big floppy ears and paws too big for its own body. āsheāll grow into them,ā dad says, followed by reminders to walk her, feed her, and train her, ābecause she will tear up your entire place.ā
Stiles names her Coop after dale cooper from twin peaks and heās just smitten with her. all of his attention goes to her; heās so specific about her diet, intense puppy training, spoiling her with toys, treats, and he never thought he would, but cute sweaters and collars.
Derekās annoyed when Stiles ditches a meeting because he got so caught up at the dog park. Stiles giddy to show everyone the pictures he took of her socializing with other puppies in the group chat. Derek irritated when theyāre supposed to be focusing on sparring/training but Stiles keeps trying to get Coop to attack Isaac but she just playfully barks and tugs at Isaacās scarf, leading into a cute game of tug-o-war. Derek grumbling at Stiles that he canāt bring his dog into the loft ā not because itās a rule, he owns the building after all⦠he just doesnāt want the dog there.
āwhatāre you, jealous?ā Stiles jokes, earning a few chuckles from the pack. silence. āoh, my god,ā Erica breathlessly laughs. āno way,ā scott grins way too widely. Lydia hardly covers her own incredulous laughter.
āthereās no way,ā Stiles smirks mischievously, āDerek Hale, a hulking, intimidating, 6ft something werewolf is jealous of my little puppy. what is it? the attention? donāt tell me itās the attention!ā
itās at that moment, Derek darts his eyes to an empty corner of the loft, regretting every decision heās ever had. like maybe he shouldāve just kept his mouth shut, just let Stiles play with his damn puppy on the living room floor without making such a fuss about it.
now the whole pack is looking at him, poorly hiding their snickers and snorts as they wait for Derekās reaction.
āwell?ā Erica prods.
āwell, you can all leave ā now!ā Derek snaps. ānot. you,ā he tells Stiles who was in the middle of gathering Coop with her leash.
thereās raised eyebrows, a few āoohs,ā āgood luck,ā and āfinallyā from the pack as they shuffle out of the loft. Stiles scoops Coop into his arms, that devilish smirk still playing at his lips, his head cocked as he stares Derek down.
Derek, who at first keeps his head down, too nervous to make any kind of eye contact. hell, he doesnāt even know what words to start with. he finds it hard to fathom the fact that itās Stiles of all people that gets him like this; lost for words, worked up, anxious in a way a schoolboy would be for a little crush. but then again, of course itās Stiles who can do all this; getting under the skin and worming his way into Derekās heart as corny as it sounds.
fortunately, itās Stiles who breaks the too long silence.
ākind of find it hilarious that youāre jealous of a dogā actually, whatās more hilarious is that it takes me getting a dog for you to get your head out of your perfectly sculpted ass and, i dunno, maybe finally admit youāre into me?ā Stiles says. his tone had went from light to slightly irritated. āno, seriously, Derek. how long have we been doing this dance? must be years now, right?ā
Derek nods, finally raising his head to look Stiles in the eye. he sheepishly shrugs, āyouāre right,ā doesnāt deny it, wonāt even bother to fight about it, probably couldnāt even if he tried.
āi just figured,ā Derek attempts, āyouād be better off without me; find someone better than me, even. you deserve that, Stiles. you deserve a normal life and to experience it to the fullest.ā
āgod, youāre insufferable,ā Stiles huffs, rolling his eyes. āi can do all that and have you. i wonāt let you keep pushing me away just because you think i deserve some fairytale life equipped with a prince charming i didnāt ask for.ā
Derekās looks over Stilesā sure expression, partnered with a steady heartbeat. thereās no blip, no sudden tick indicating a lie, no anxiousness or unsureness to his words.
Stiles quirks an eyebrows, his voice soft as he tells Derek, āiād rather you be my prince charmingā my own little fucked up prince charming.ā
with that, Derek finally closes the gap between them landing kisses against Stilesā soft lips. that doubt drips away band his body buzzes with excitement instead with every kiss, every pleasant hum the escapes Stilesā mouth.
they only break apart when Coop yips between them, wiggling in Stilesā arms and shoving her snout against their chins. Stiles chuckles, cooing down at his dog before his doe eyes are back up at Derek, gently shoving her into Derekās arms.
Derek rolls his eyes but happily takes her, scratching under her chin with his free hand. ājust for the record i donāt hate dogsā he tells Stiles.
Stiles grins, letting Coop playfully nip at his fingers, āgood! being a single parent is hard. Coop needs a daddy to love.ā
ā¦
Derek will try and fail to not let his ears go red from the use of the word ādaddyā.

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Buddy, youāre a young man, hard man
Shouting in the streets, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, big disgrace
Wavinā your banner all over the place
(We will rock you)
ļ½”š¦¹I'll wait up for you, dear - Mafioso
š§ą¾ą½²listening toā¦ā: Underneath the Tree - Kelly Clarkson
[š¤]artist ~ mafioso x GN!reader [šæ]album type ~ est. relationship [š§]genre ~ fluff [ā¶ļø ā¢įį||į|į|||| |] duration ~ oneshot! {warnings!} lowercase intended, second person, petnames, reallyyyyy short, rushed, i'm sorry i feel like this might be a flop again, I need my sigma editor here please mlist!
[šecause...] When you want to woo Mafioso, you find out that all he wants is you.
detective's note [- been feeling the christmas spirit lately (blame my yt christmas jazz feed) -]
getting a gift for a rich mafia boss is troubling, since most of the gifts you'd get for him, he'd already have.
In your rewrite, do Felix and Turbo happen to have history together? Or is Felix just extremely hyper fixated on the Turbo lore? (Kind of like a true crime addict)
Sorry Iāve been hit with the āCanāt draw due to schoolā disease but this was in the drafts of my drawing app so. Small š¤ doodle page
In short? They have history! I love Hammertastic as toxic exes (on both ends) but Iām not gonna push that narrative since itās not inherently canon. Basically in the rewrite it can be read as āused to be friendsā or āoh. Goodness. The narrative between them they tried to erase but it haunts them like a ghost from their pastā etc etc.
MORE BELOW CUT as always <3