#anti-hook

11. the character everyone gets wrong >> Plunkett <3

9. worst part of canon Obviously it's all the character assassination and ruination that occurred in order to make Hook better. But also less seriously, Hook's fuckass clip-on ponytail in his first flashback to when his brother gets stabbed in Neverland. Why was it so important that he have a little ponytail???? ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THAT CHOICE, OUAT??????

I do! Not as often, only because I don't get as many asks about Hook as I did in the mid 2010s. But my hatred for the character is alive and fresh, my bitterness that had Colin O'Donoghue not been so fucking gorgeous, Captain Swan never would've been a thing, and the way they shafted Neal so epically (SIMILARLY TO HOW RIAN FUCKING JOHNSON SHAFTED FINN FOR KYLO REN I SAID WHAT I SAID) will always stick in my craw.

But Neal now belongs to me, so much so, that I changed his name and gave him his very own full-length novel--which, after "Hell's Heresies" (ALSO A SWANFIRE OG FANFIC!) will be published for the delight of Swanfire/Neal Cassidy fans everywhere.

Just remember The Outsider, please, and then the fact that when in S3 Belle said "Hello, he tried to kill me, twice", Hook said he had special circumstances?! like that excuses him?! that he tried to kill a person that didn't even do him anything bad?! like, he literally hurt her only to hurt Rumple?! there's so much wrong with this line of his thinking and actions already, but the fact that he excused his actions with special bloody circumstances and then literally never even tried to apologize and then all of a sudden they're best buds and Belle thinks he's?! a good man?!

And Killers still can’t keep their bad takes out of the Rumplestiltskin tag.

Like he spent his whole life (hundreds of years) trying to avenge her death and she seriously could not care less.

Hook: I spent years trying to avenge your death!