#anon quote

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." – Anonymous

"In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep" – Anon

"In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria" – Anon

"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight" – Anon

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it – Anon

"Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed" – Anon

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny youngman

"Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you" – Anon