#anomalopost

I think it's funny ^_^

Anomalocaris (toy) 11.07.2023

🥔 nonvermiform

Does anyone else here enjoy some nice silt every now and again?

🫂 embracingbeast Follow

literally nobody cares about you and your fellow mud-eaters, Saccorhytus

swedish_cyclopsdeactivated1003065012

I’ll have you know that anti-meiofaunal speech like that is incredibly nicheist. What’s he supposed to do about it, suddenly grow to as big as an Isoxys?

🦞 shrimp_from_oland Follow

I second that. As a fellow sediment-feeder myself, I can confirm swedish_cyclops’s views are true.

🗡️ laminatedlad Follow

bro wtf are you gonna do you’re like 1 mm long

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🔦 alightinthedark

🪛 chaetognatha_stem Follow

Me obviously, I eat isoxyids for breakfast. I’m also twice the size of @proclamation_claw.

🦂 omnidens_worshipper

You do realise your phylum is dying out, right? Plus, I’m bigger than you and don’t even bother with the isoxyids.

21,947 notes 🪳just_mosiing_along

me when I have the entirety of the beach to myself

🐟fishfromhaikou Follow

you’re lucky to have such a good life. i have to worry about radiodonts eating me or getting washed up on the shore and left to people like you

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🌲petalonamae_fan Follow

bro what happened in the last 40 million years I swear the Ediacaran was yesterday

🌊 beforejawswerecool

did you accidentally settle onto those paucipodia brownies @incertae_sedis made?

because I don’t think 40 million years of memory loss is normal.

🪶 wonderfulfeather Follow

t h e y t o l d m e a p r o p h e c y

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🥕not_a_spiralian Follow

reblog if you hate lobopodians

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🪸 the_king_omnidens

hey

#lobopodia #pambdeluriidae #maotianshan reef

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👻 phantomofruinwash

it feels nice to finally be described as Mobulavermis adustus. I’ve also finally gotten a fossil with a preserved head!

🦀shu’s_shrimp Follow

speak for yourself. i’ve barely been mentioned in the literature and only have an abstract available.

🇷🇺 kuonamka_tardigrade

you guys have scientific names?

#kuonamkaformation #tardigrade

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🧢meio_beret

hey @nonvermiform, how are you doing? it’s always nice to see you again with no company on the Yanjiahe seafloor but the weird stalked things.

🥔 nonvermiform

Doing alright. Although there were some radiodonts that tried to get a sifter to eat me.

🐋romip65415 Follow

still gonna eat you, @nonvermiform

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STUPID anomalocarises

YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*scuttling of trilobites*

107.9

*crunching of exoskeleton*

REAL ANOMALOCARIS FM

*undulating of imbricating lateral lobes*

WHERE WE ROCK THE PRIMORDIAL DEPTHS!

*bubbling underwater sounds*

NO MODERN TUNES HERE, JUST PALEOZOIC ROCK!

*ocean waves crashing*

*clicking of appendages*

THIS AIN'T YOUR SOFT-BODIED ORGANISM'S STATION