“tell me you’re single, without telling me you’re single---I’ll go first.” Jack chuckled as he turned to the person next to him. “I went on a date recently and started talking about Farley & Felix....My date thought they were my kids, the way I told her I had made matching bunk beds for them and talked about them 80% of the date....” He sighed rubbing his hand over his face. “Safe to say I didn’t hear from her when I told her they were my dogs...”