#animateit

Okay, here’s an idea:

So basically theres a war right, and all the soldiers are divided into the instrument parts... and the leader guy is a conductor holding a baton.

And there versing an army with actual guns however, they don’t care, they don’t give a shit, because they have a great tempo.

Anyway I can just imagine them all playing a massive symphony while they whack the other army with their instruments. Stabbing people with flutes, stuffing them into tubas, paper cutting them with the excessive amount of sheet music they decided to bring along. 

Meanwhile the conductor is like in a epic sword fight with the leader of the other army, conductor’s baton vs actual sword. Every time the conductor moves his baton the rest of the orchestra plays in time.

And in the end its all madness, because the conductor keeps changing his tempo, screaming out: “TRUMPETS YOUR OUT OF TIME!” while parrying an attack. And “LISA I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THE FLUTE SECTION IF YOU KEEP SCREWING THAT MELODY”.

Meanwhile percussion is slamming people’s heads onto glockenspiels, xylophones and timpani drums. 

Clarinets are hypnotising with their glorious playing before going apeshit and winging their clarinet around like a madman.

Violinists play the highest note they possibly can, making everyones heads explode.

And then someone just plays a wrong note and everyone just stops and looks at them... *awkwars silence ensues*.

Then the conductor screams “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JIM! YOU VOLUNTEERED FOR THAT SOLO!” and then starts conducting in 9:8 time while the rest of the orchestra struggle to keep up.

Then a group of people come in pushing pianists playing pianos with such ferocity that keys are literally flying off and hitting people in the face.

The melody resumes and the camera zooms out to see the orchestra stretching for miles before fading to black.