#angelsworks

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- Herm is always so clingy afterwards, after giving you water and a snack if you want, he’ll bury his face against your chest, or push his face against your shoulder, hands clutching at your hips or thighs.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-His favorite of himself is his fingers. He knows you like how long they are, how you writhe when he can curl them just right inside of you. He loves it when you fall apart on his fingers, gasping his name and telling him he did a good job.

-His favorite part of your body would have to be your hands. He likes it when you touch him, how you cup his face condescendingly at times, how you jerk him off when he begs just right for it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-Herm likes to cum inside when he’s fucking you, he’s never been the openly possessive type, but he loves knowing he marked you where no one else will see, although he’d never admit it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-Herm can be a bit of a creep, can’t help but take pictures of you without you knowing, just to get off to them later when you’re too busy to take care of him. Sometimes he’ll bury his face into your pillow while he does it, breathing in the smell of your shampoo while he jerks off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-Herm has only slept with maybe a few people, so he was really inexperienced at first, but he’s a fast learner. He quickly caught onto what you liked in bed, especially because you were usually the more assertive one.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-Any position he can see your face. He likes it when you make him hold eye contact, especially when you’re on top, because he struggles to keep his focus in the moment, too easily overstimulated, dazed even, he wants you to correct him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-He’s not super serious in the moment. Herm actually can’t help but ramble when you and him are having sex. He’ll go on and on, broken up by shaky huffs and whines. He only stops talking when you start. Good boys don’t interrupt after all.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-He trims to keep himself neat-looking, his hands are typically wet so he’s far too clumsy to shave anyways. Opting to instead keep a neat trim and a happy trail.

The carpet is 100% wavy or curly.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-He typically shows his love through words, because he’ll never say something he doesn’t mean, he’ll babble about how much he adores you while still wedged inside of you, or sometimes after, he’ll mumbles soft affirmations against your neck.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-Herm is constantly horny. Like everything about you just turns him on so easily. He jerks off an embarrassing amount, and sometimes he’ll play voice messages from you on his phone at work when he needs to get off quickly.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- Praise, maybe it’s because his coworkers don’t take him seriously, but Herm can’t help but love when you praise him. When you're mumbling in his ear about how good he’s making you feel, and how perfect he is, it drives him crazy. He always wants to be good for you.

- Overstimulation, Herm talks so much in bed, rambling and ranting, so he loves when you overstimulate him, because then his mind goes so deliciously blank. It leaves him stuttering and whimpering, only able to focus on how good you’re making him feel.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-Herm likes to do it in private. He’d done it with you once or twice in risky locations, but he prefers to do it in the bedroom where he doesn’t have to worry about anyone hearing his embarrassing sounds. But he’s so eager to please that you can have him anywhere if you just ask him right.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-He’s so easy for you. Any sign that you were pent up? He was ready to go. He’s pretty much free use, whenever you want it, and damn near anywhere. But he really gets going when you take advantage of the fact that he won’t say no to you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-He’s not really into anything public. He would do damn near anything you asked of him, but he’s not keen on degradation either, he can stand it when you're condescending, but not outright degrading him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-He absolutely prefers to give, your pleasure is always his priority, he often ends up back on his knees with your hand fisted in his hair. His mouth all messy and full, eyes tearing up when you push his head down and fuck into his throat. Or, (T!m/fem), when your thighs are locked around his face and shaking, two fingers curling inside of you to feel you pulse against his tongue.

-He won’t ever outright ask you to suck him off, it feels selfish, he only ever lets himself have it when you want to reward him, he’s a squirmy one too, can never quite sit still when your mouth is on him. Herm still can’t figure out what to do with his hands either, never wanting to push your head down or tug your hair, so opting to clutch at your shoulders or twist in the sheets while he watches you bob your head up and down his length. He never takes his eyes off you, knows you’ll stop if he looks away.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-Herm tries to be gentle with you but he just gets so needy. After he makes you cum at least twice, he does it his way, pounding into you while he holds you still, begging for just a little more, chasing his orgasm

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-Herm isn’t a huge fan of quickies, it’s a really rare occasion between you two, considering he prefers to take his time to take you apart before even thinking about cumming. But sometimes he’ll have you bent over the bathroom sink in your apartment before work, eyes trained on your face in the mirror, as he pounds into you, holding you steady with a hand on your jaw.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-He’s usually down to experiment with you, he’ll do damn near anything you ask as long as he’s not risking public indecency.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-He’s not weak, he has decent stamina considering his line of work, he can go a few rounds just fine, especially if you’ve got him excited, he never cums real fast, but god sometimes he has to hold it so he doesn’t fuck it up by busting too soon.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-He does not own any toys. Herm had always been intimidated by the entire aspect of them so he has none of his own. However, he’ll let you use your toys on him if you ask really nicely.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-Herm doesn’t usually tease often, he’s usually the one being teased, but he does like to dance around making you ask for what you want. He always needs you to say exactly what it is you want to do to him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- He isn’t loud unless he’s overstimulated. Herm is usually whining and letting out a shaky moan here and there against your skin. He’s a big talker though, most of the time he literally cannot shut up about how much he loves you or how good he feels, how good he wants to make you feel.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-His back is diabolically fucked up from his constant slouching. Bro needs to sit up straight.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-Herm is definitely on the bigger side, not super girthy but god he had length on his side. It’s veiny, thick enough to really feel the stretch while he pushes inside of you. He presses kisses to your skin and mumbles apologies even though he knows he prepped you well and you can take it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-His sex drive wasn’t super high before. But he’s so obsessed with you he can’t help but really enjoy his time inside of you. And he can go for hours, he doesn’t care if he gets overstimulated or not. He needs you, needs to keep feeling you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Finally, here's the challenge!

Your top three favorite characters, from any story, have been suddenly somehow transported right smack dab into the middle of your living room. Yours, not any of your characters. They know you. They know what you've written about them. However, they are not offended or disturbed. Instead, they're flattered, they're amused. What kind of shenanigans are they going to get up to in the real world and what are you gonna do about it?

Do with this challenge as you will. If you wanna write crack, go nuts! If you wanna make a fluff piece, make a fluff piece! If you want to write a soulmate fic, bring on the feels! If you want to write a dark romance, write a dark romance! If you wanna write smut, be as raunchy as you want!

Also, if you're feeling inclined, you could even write a part 2, where you end up being taken back into their world with them later!