Good omens rants I sent to my friend at 1am pt. 1
My friend, I regret to inform you I just solved a mystery of good omens season 2 at 9:25pm.
Durring the ball scene Crowley states "you don't dance." Implieing that Crowley doesn't know aziraphale learned.
We that's exactly the point. To quote, "Angels don't dance. it's one of their defining features of angels, that is except for one.(aziraphale with the Gravette)" Also to add to my point, "Crowley Sept through the entire 19th century". When did Aziraphale learn the Gravette? "During the 1800s at a distinguished gentleman's club and became quite good at it." Crowley was still asleep when the Gravette when out of style in 1890.
But my point, my point issss… (Dolphins) (ignore the dolphins)
My point is that Crowley truely doesn't know aziraphale learned to dance because he wouldn't know or even think to ask. Aziraphale being the gay angel he is however learned to dance because he wanted to dance with Crowley next time he met. And you can't change my mind on this.
Reminder aziraphale was "quite put out when the Gravette went out of style" the Gravette is litterly known as the kissing dance. So why would he not just learn another dance? (we know he eventually does from season two.)
Answer: Aziraphale literally had the question pop into his brain of what if I kissed my "deffo not husband" best friend.


















