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❝ Angel, I— ❞

It had been weighing on the Demon’s mind for quite some time now, and every time he had attempted to bring it up to Aziraphale... Well, he just couldn’t bring himself to do it, fearing that it would drastically change their friendship, fearing it would be the thing to drive the Angel away for good. 

But... it had to be addressed. Aziraphale HAD TO KNOW. Letting out a heavy sigh, Crowley found himself wincing as he forced the words out of his mouth.

❝ I... burnt down the library of Alexandria... 1971 years ago. ❞ 

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❝ Oh, don’t worry about it, Angel, it’s not like it’s going to KILL you.❞ Crowley insisted, the teasing tone clear in his voice. Yes, the paperwork that came with losing a body was rather annoying but it wasn’t the end of the world ( and, that was entirely depending on whether or not the shot would be lethal ). 

 “Is it?  I should hope so.  Asymmetry works for hairstyles, not so much for faces.”  It wasn’t the strangest compliment he’d ever received, not by a long shot.  

   “That’s also true.  On both counts, thank you for noticing.”  He wasn’t certain exactly why Aziraphale was pointing out facts about him, but it was kind of adorable and flattery, at least from the angel, would get him everywhere.

           truth be told, being a snake does have it’s downsides. true that you do have human form, gangly and awkward. hard to move and focus in, but being in your snake form. your real form according lucifer, not that you ever felt comfortable covered in scales. though you do like snake skin patterns, even if  they start out as the most uncomfortable thing in the universe.

            still sometimes you need to go au naturale, feel the air upon your scales, give your human suit, as comfortable as it is off for much needed recoop time. you’re stretched out as much as you can be on the couch. you were always a huge being. you take up the entirety of the couch without really trying.

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It was a small temptation ( Crowley swore that was supposed to be HIS job ), but one that he was happy to indulge in. After all, as Aziraphale said, no one would notice. They weren’t under constant surveillance and if their respective ‘sides’ hadn’t picked up on their ever-blossoming relationship in the last 6000+ years then a discreet hand hold while enjoying lunch wasn’t going to do much damage. 

                 ❛ is that what i look like to you? ❜

          “I should say so--” The Doctor agreed. “But I wouldn’t fuss about it. It’s not the first time I’ve been mistake for someone else. I just have one of those faces, y’know.” He waved a finger around his head with a grin. “With the nose ‘n’... two eyes ‘n’... stuff.”