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making a list of crimes for spamton and tenna is so crazy because what do you mean “hr violations”, “homosexuality”, and “bpd crashouts” is going in the same category as “attempted murder”
everybody should kiss the tv man silly till he short circuits
yo whoever thought of the headcanon that one of spamton’s (sweeter) nicknames for tenna would be [Angel] FUCKING COOKED
THAT SHIT IS DELECTABLE
todobaku canonically collaborated for a snack promo this is AMAZING

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am i the only person that imagined asher as black and milo as white? 😭 like i keep seeing the exact OPPOSITE BUT BUT
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND (tw: very loud headcanons ahead)
MILO IS SHORT AND STOCKY, ITALIAN, SPITTING IMAGE OF HIS MOTHER WITH PEACHY SKIN THAT CANT TAKE THE SUN (this man LOBSTERS) AND HAIR ALL OVER. GREEN EYES. STUBBLE. BRUNETTE. LOOKS SLEAZY AND NEW YORKIAN BUT ISNT. NEVER GOES ANYWHERE WITHOUT HIS GOLD (yes gold, he’s a gold guy) CRUCIFIX NECKLACE EVEN THOUGH HE CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME HE’S EVER BEEN IN A CHURCH.
ASHER HAS DARK SKIN, THE TYPE THAT MAKES ANY JEWELRY LOOK SHINY AGAINST HIM. (he also has vitiligo :3) HE (normally) HAS OREO COLORED FAUX LOCS BC HIS 4A HAIR TYPE HAVING ASS CANT COMMIT TO A STYLE. REDYING IT IS A STRUGGLE WHICH IS WHY THE BLOND AND BLACK PATCHES CHANGE PLACES WHENEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS BECAUSE HE DOES NOT MAP OUT HIS SHIT ISTG. HE’S GOT ONE BABY BLUE EYE THAT LOOKS LIKE A HUSKY’S, AND A DARK BROWN ONE, AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY HE HAS FRECKLES ON HIS SHOULDERS AND CHEEKS.
cough
okay ill chill now
anyways black!asher you’ll always be real to me mwah mwah mwah
one of my very beloved headcanons is that gavin takes up streaming as a hobby and is actually extremely good at it. it started between when he started living with freelancer and before he re-enrolls at D.A.M.N.. it was originally just something for him to do when they were gone but eventually he really started loving it. he streams variety content on twitch and dabbles into asmr and gaming the most. he also does reaction content, but he doesn't like them as much because he feels like he isn't doing much? but his audience loves it because his reactions are unpredicatable and he is very adorable to look at.
also freelancer is a common guest on his streams. if they want to stay anon, they don't show their face. however, the chat absolutely loses their shit whenever gavin's "Beloved" makes a special appearance, even if its just for something simple like bringing him a snack, because they get to see his more loving and doting side.
(i haven't decided if he would do spicy content for the patreon. like i know it seems so obvious with him being a sex daemon and all, but i think he would like having a part of his life just not having to do with that at all. if he ever did do it, it would be at freelancer's request.)
tenna trying to communicate with the lightners in the light world but he can only do so by splicing clips from the shows he projects and piecing the words together
he did it once naively to talk with the dreemurrs and it freaked asgore and toriel out, so asgore was going to take tenna to get repaired. because he was scared of being thrown away, he never did it again, and the dreemurrs ended up keeping him.
the only time he may dare to do it is with mettaton, but the likelihood is low due to his anxiety