#andy scabb

Which ghouls would whimper?

I’m talking from being constantly pathetic with it—to letting a few slip with a heap of embarrassment

I agree, this is a very serious matter. Thanks for the ask!

Ranking Ghouls' Susceptibility to Whimpering

Constantly pathetic with it, basically cries the entire time: Gob, Snowflake, Hadrian, Jason Bright, Kyle Edwards, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly

Very frequent whimpers: Mister Crowley (and he's humiliated by it), Quinn, Winthrop, Grecks, Rotface, Vault-Tec Rep, Mort McCoy

Occasionally whimpers if you surprise them or make them feel especially good: Ahzrukhal, Dr. Barrows, Patchwork, Harland, Dean Domino, Edward Deegan, John Hancock, Gunther Jenkins

If you heard them whimper, no you fucking didn't: Michael Masters, Murphy, Roy Phillips, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, Eddie Winter, Ham, Captain Zao, Oswald the Outrageous, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

which ones do you think are absolutley PACKING?

A question I put way too much thought into, frankly. No complaints; I live for the chance to overthink exactly this kind of thing, which is why I keep the ask box open. Since there's only a few I think are packing packing, here's a quick and dirty ranking of all the penis-having ghouls I can think of from 3/New Vegas/4, plus Cooper, obviously. If I missed anyone, I'll be happy to add them.

Ranking Ghoul Penis Size (Fallout 3/Fallout: New Vegas/Fallout 4)

Literally so big you might not even want it, possibly disqualifying: Edward Deegan

Seriously packing, but manageable: Charon, Harland, Kent Connolly (a true dark horse), Gunther Jenkins

Above average: Barrett, Desmond Lockheart, Roy Phillips, Andy Scabb, Grecks, Dean Domino, Joshua Graham, Rotface, John Hancock, Tommy Lonegan, Nick Valentine (pre-synth), Eddie Winter, Wiseman, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

Middle-of-the-road average: Dr. Barrows, Mister Crowley, Quinn, Gob, Barrett, Patchwork, Snowflake, Kyle Edwards, Raul Tejada, Hadrian, Arlen Glass, Sinjin, the Vault-Tec Rep, Ham, Captain Zao, Mort McCoy

Ohhhhhh, I like this question. This is exactly the kind of thing I feed my brain to chew on during the day.

Ranking Ghouls' Ability to Talk Dirty

Absolutely Filthy Mouth: Ahzrukhal, Crowley, Snowflake, Harland, Rotface, Dean Domino (literally never shuts the fuck up, lots of self-aggrandizement), Edward Deegan (also never shuts the fuck up, but he's at least embarrassed by it), Eddie Winter, John Hancock, Tommy Lonegan, Cooper Howard

Talks Dirty, But Rarely: Dr. Barrows, Michael Masters, Quinn, Grecks, Raul Tejada (almost always does it in Spanish, especially if he knows you don't speak it), Ham, Wiseman

Talks, But Not Dirty: Murphy (curses, gives orders), Winthrop (curses, gives lots of praise), Andy Scabb (gives orders), Joshua Graham (incessant Bible quotes, occasional scolding and chastisement), Vault-Tec Rep (gives lots of praise), Captain Zhao (gives orders)

Doesn't Talk, Still Vocal (simply can't form words): Patchwork, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards, Arlen Glass

Fun ask! Ghoul fetishization is definitely a thing, even in canon. I've seen it mentioned a lot in fan works, but there's also at least a couple mentions of ghoul fuckery/fetishization in the games. New Vegas, especially, is pretty forward with the idea that there are people who want to get down with ghouls. You can recruit Beatrix Russell, the hired gun employed by the Followers of the Apocalypse, to work as a sex worker at the Atomic Wrangler, as the twins who run the place are looking for a ghoul for a high-paying regular client who has specifically requested one. There are also multiple ghoul sex workers employed at Gomorrah, both male and female, which implies demand for sex with ghouls on the Strip. Medical records can be found that note possible physical side effects of fucking a ghoul, which means it happens frequently enough for doctors to note common outcomes.

For the record, I'm looking at this more from the angle of pure fetishization (bad, dehumanizing) rather than just having a higher than average level of attraction to ghouls (acceptable, sexy). When it comes to the latter, I don't think most folks would have an issue.

Ranking Ghouls' Thoughts on Ghoul Fetishists

Will fuck a ghoul fetishist, doesn't see an issue: Michael Masters, Patchwork, Andy Scabb, Kyle Edwards (though he has a bad experience if he does so, which changes his mind), Dean Domino

Might fuck a fetishist, but keeps their guard up about it: Ahzrukhal (someone being that into it kinda spoils it for him), Gob, Murphy, Snowflake, Hadrian, Rotface, Eddie Winter, Edward Deegan, Tommy Lonegan

I enjoy these "ranking" type questions; I think they're a good little thought exercise and they're much easier to keep brief. Plus, they're a good excuse to brush up on some of the lesser-discussed characters.

Ranking Ghouls' Favorite Body Part (Partner)

Tits: Ahzrukhal, Doctor Barrows, Gob, Quinn, Roy Phillips (also really likes hair), Grecks, Arlen Glass, Eddie Winter, Ham

Ass: Murphy, Patchwork, Desmond Lockheart, Snowflake (also a huge sucker for a pretty face), Raul Tejada, Harland, Kyle Edwards, Dean Domino (also thighs and legs, big into lips), Edward Deegan, Hancock, Cooper Howard

Thighs: Crowley, Winthrop, Andy Scabb (wants to bite a chunk out of them), Rotface, the Vault-Tec Rep (ties with ass)