#andreil x reader

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

If it's some grand declaration of love you're looking for, you aren't going to find it with Andrew and Neil. Love doesn't mean jack shit to them, at least, the word doesn't. You're more likely to get a wayward "I hate you" or a key landing in your lap. The closest you'll get to a confession is through actions. There is no official beginning to your relationship with them. It just fades into existence like it had always been there, no one will notice until it becomes overtly apparent. A good marker for the start of something "serious" is when you start getting brought along to rooftop smoke sessions. Suddenly you're gifted a key ring, one belongs to Andrew's car and the other is for the house in Columbia. Wear it as a necklace and Andrew will tug on it to get your attention, drag your around, or pull you in for a kiss. Neil likes to fidget with the keys if they're hung on your neck as well.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Already somewhat mentioned but I'll go into more details. As mentioned a few years back in my other post, they aren't against it but they aren't particularly looking for it. A marriage between three people is illegal in a lot of states in the United States of America so that would be a massive hindrance. They'd much rather not deal with that whole song and dance.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Well, this is a fun thought experiment. We all know that Andrew has a slew of nicknames for Neil. Including but not limited to: Junkie, Rabbit, and Pinocchio. Neil doesn't really use nicknames for Andrew but one that does come up on occasion is Drew. As for you, nicknames they would call you would really depend on your personality and experiences you've had with them. Andrew is more likely to bestow a nickname upon you, Neil is less likely to come up with anything creative and instead would just shorten your name or call you by your name. Some ideas for what Andrew may call you: something based on a character or animal you resemble in personality or looks, or something mildly insulting. If you are annoyingly tall you may get the nickname of 'Moose', 'Giraffe', or 'Legs'. As for mildly insulting, he'd probably call you something along the lines of 'Freak' or 'Calamity'.

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

If this is post the main trilogy, then it is obvious for everyone who'd been around for the Andrew and Neil relationship build up. For first years and strangers, it would be insanely difficult to tell that something has changed. Obvious relationship markers are your sudden possession of new keys or Neil and Andrew orbiting around you.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Yes? No? It's complicated... They don't intentionally partake in PDA, especially in public or around certain individuals. That's not to say they are ashamed to kiss eachother or you in front of others, it just usually depends on two variables, who's in their company and how desperate they are. Neil, the little shit, finds great joy in making Kevin and Aaron uncomfortable. So, he will often initiate touching and kissing when their around unless that is a boundary for you. Andrew is pretty 50/50 when Neil does this, depends on his mood. Andrew will drag you away if he wants to make out with you and others are around. It's not like he's hiding what he's about to do, he just doesn't want an audience. If you're into PDA, you'll have to be cautious when it comes to these two, especially Andrew. Neil will happily fold into kisses or sprawl across you, regardless of who's watching. Andrew would not be okay with any surprise attacks, with him you'd have to wait for him to initiate or you'll need to ask.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

A headcanon I have is that Andrew did all of his own piercings... Let him pierce you.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Romantic isn't a term that I'd assign to Neil or Andrew off the top of my head. Romantic for them is sharing a cigarette, taking long drives together, and sharing moments. Romance for Andrew is allowing you a place in his life and his family. Romance for Neil is letting himself become an open wound for you to inspect and take care of.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Yes, they will help regardless but they are also honest if they believe the goal is unachievable.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

They love routine and they love spicing things up. At the core of it, routine is a comfort to both Andrew and Neil. With routine everyone knows what to expect. However, that's not to say they're against switching things up every once and a while. Just bring it up with them first, that was everyone knows what's going on and no one is taken off guard. spicing things up in the bedroom is definitely on the table and appreciated/encouraged.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Marks and body mods. Both of them are biters, they will bite to leave a mark and they will not be repentent about it. Neil will be very pleased whenever he sees the marks his teeth have left behind. He also gives hickeys but compared to Andrew, he's surprisingly more of a biter. Andrew leaves a ton of marks, bites, hickeys, bruises, you name it. His are in more of a sexual context compared to Neil but he also uses it as a way to stake his claim. He's not oblivious to how attractive his partners are, and he's not willing to share. Both Andrew and Neil love if you have any piercings or tattoos.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Neil loves to kiss and cuddle you, don't even play about taking this away from him. Loves to lay on top of you and just let all of his muscles untense. He's definitely a biter, he will bite you. Andrew's affection is a lot more subtle but nonetheless meaningful. He'll wrap his pinkie around yours, have his leg touch yours while in bed, grab you by the back of your neck, and tug on you (hair, clothing, jewelry, etc.).

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Andrew is the type of partner to have your location on his phone and updating him when you leave or arrive home. Let's say this AU takes place in the big 2026, Andrew is definitely tracking your location and Neil's. It updates him when Neil leaves the dorms/home, when he gets to the arena, those sort of things. For you, he may be a bit more lenient depending on your personality and how likely you are to wander/get into trouble. Neil isn't fond of the tracking, he realllllly hates it and he's resistant to compromise. If Neil lets Andrew remotely stalk him, and if you let Andrew remotely stalk you then that's what Andrew will check when he "misses" you. For Neil, he'll probably call you or take a piece or pieces of your clothing. If he can fit into your hoodies he will take them, frequently. This could also manifest through him taking hair ties/headbands/bandanas, accessories like jewelry, shirts, this freak will take your socks and wear them.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

... No- ABOSOLUTELY UNHINGED ABOUT WHAT THEY'LL DO FOR THE RELATIONSHIP!!!! Andrew would kill someone for you or Neil, no second thought. Neil would kill someone for you or Andrew, no second thought. They will go to great lengths to make sure the relationship and you stay in tact. They'll go outside of their comfort zones, a little bit, to keep the relationship thriving. Andrew finds great satisfaction in scaring off other potential love interests.

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fluff

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Both of them would love to take their s/o up to the rooftop to smoke. Whether they partake or not is entirely up to them but the quality time means a lot to Andrew and Neil.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Physically Andrew loves his s/o's hands, they may be soft or rough, he'll love them regardless. His s/o never touches him without permission, their hands when they do touch him are always gentle and kind.

Neil on the other hand loves his partner's lips and thighs. Hear me out, tiring Exy practice or match? Boom, thigh pillow! He wants affection? Boom! Forehead smooch.

On a side note; Neil also loves Andrew's thighs, very muscly.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Andrew will keep a respectable distance, grab them a blanket and drop one of their two cats onto their lap. If it's a good touch day he may hold their hand or rest his head on their shoulder.

Neil malfunctions for a solid minute before going to Andrew for advice on how to help or calling Renee. If neither comes through then he will hold his partner and wait for Andrew or Renee to come help. Despite how often he has panic attacks he is still learning how to properly cope with them.

On bad days and nights for Andrew, both Neil and their s/o knows to keep a bit of space between them. Both are practically at his beck and call. On bad days Andrew will usually curl up with some ice cream and watch his two idiots try to be human. He's dealt with many of these and seeing the two of them try to help is mildly amusing.

On Neil's bad days Andrew will offer practical support while their s/o will often provide physical comfort; if Niel wants it.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Now that Neil can actually imagine a future where he isn't dead, he has quite a bit of fun playing with the idea. He doesn't feel the need to get married but he isn't opposed to it. His ideal future with Andrew and (y/n) is living somewhere near the city, playing for a pro-Exy team and having a few cats.

Andrew still has doubts, doubts on how he managed to get both Neil and (y/n) to stay by his side. He tries not to think about the future with them since it makes him think about when/if they'll leave him. When he does entertain the idea and isn't being pessimistic, he imagines a small house, a red-head Exy junkie, a (h/c) blob eating ice cream with him when they both can't sleep and visiting the foxes.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Andrew is without a doubt the "dominant" one in the relationship. He likes to be in control, it makes him feel safe.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Depends on what the fight was about. I can't see a very argumentative s/o with them in general. Both Neil and Andrew are stubborn. Neither will forgive easily.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Neither will openly admit it but yes they are incredibly grateful for their s/o and each other. Neil is more open about it than Andrew but through actions, you'll be able to see how much you mean to them.

Make sure to show them how much they mean to you as well, it will help reassure them that you love them and aren't some silly pipe dream.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Depends on when you meet them and then become romantically involved with them. Neither of them likes talking about their history, most likely you'll have to figure it out on your own or come up with some sort of deal. You'll never get a straight answer out of them.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

How you managed to join Andrew and Neil's relationship baffles everyone including yourself. If you were to change anything about them it would be their openness and willingness to be open to affection. Pinky holding with Andrew? Perhaps on a good day. Neil spontaneously tells you about his mother? He's most likely just had a bad day and needs to speak.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Andrew is the more jealous of the two, he does not like people touching what's his. It's more protective than it is jealousy. He will deal with it by going for a drive or straight-up kicking the person flirting with you or Neil. He won't ever admit he's jealous though and will claim to just be pissed off.

Neil is still trying to comprehend his feelings, this includes jealousy. He doesn't like the feeling akin to soda bubbling up in his stomach. He just knows that he wants to get rid of the feeling. To deal with this is he will go for a run. If you're comfortable with it he will hold you from behind. When it comes to Andrew, Neil doesn't worry as much. However, the person flirting with Andrew will get a very nasty Abram-style glare.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

We all know how Neil and Andrew's first kiss went so let's discuss their first kiss with their s/o, you.

Your first kiss with Neil will most likely be one out of elation and excitement. After a game, he will probably run up to you and in a jumble of words ask to smooch you. As soon as you agree he quickly kisses your lips and hugs you tight. If one looked hard enough at Andrew they would see his eyes soften a bit.

Andrew's first kiss with you would be aggressive and possessive. A night at Eden's Twilight was never without action and this time around was no different. A guy was getting too handsy with you, Neil was sitting with Kevin and Andrew was where he could see everyone. After kicking in the flirt's knee he drags you over to one of the bathrooms, looks you dead in the eyes and says "yes or no" and you answer "yes." His kisses are hardly gentle but fuck do you feel the passion.

Extra:

Neil walks over to the bathroom planning to take a piss when he sees his two lovers with their tongues down each other's throats. He crosses his arms and stands there with a smirk.

The first to notice Neil is Andrew, he glares and pulls away from you.

"Staring." Andrew practically growls.

"Don't let me stop you, I was enjoying the show." Ever cheeky, Neil responds.

To say the least, whether you decided to go farther or not the night ended eventfully.

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these prompts are not mine!

All around you bodies danced; pressing up against one another, grinding, kissing, touching.

At times it was hard for you to imagine why such a place would call to Andrew. He didn't like being touched, not by strangers. It was probably the feeling of being separate and connected all at once.

The first time you came to Eden's, it was like entering another dimension, one that wanted to eat you and suck out your soul. Andrew and Neil were your tether back to Earth, both then and now.

Andrew was at a table, watching over everything with a drink in his hands. At least, that's what he was doing last time you looked over.

Neil had been dragged onto the dance floor by Nicky, whether or not he was dancing, you hadn't a clue.

You were by the bar, waiting for a cold glass of iced tea. It was time to sober up, at least a little bit. All of you, meaning Kevin, Nicky, Aaron, Neil, and Andrew, would be leaving within the next hour or so.

The alcohol had done it's job and you were very much ready to come back into your own body.

Absently, you wondered about what the rest of the night would hold once you were back at the house. Would Neil and Andrew drag you onto the porch for a smoke? Would you grab a tub of ice cream and curl up next to your boys and enjoy one another's company? Would Andrew grab onto your hair or clothes or the chain around your neck and ask you that blessed question; "yes or no?"

You could feel your face heat pleasantly.

All was well... Or it was.

The feeling of fingers trailed up your spine, too warm, too sudden. Every muscle in your body tensed.

Andrew grabbed, he tugged, and he would slide up next to you. Neil would lay himself on top of you as if trying to engulf your very being. They didn't touch you like this, not with dancing fingers up your spine, not without asking.

"Hey, there.~"

You tense because there was no way that was one of your boys. Some part of your brain had been hoping it was Nicky, being handsy and friendly, and oh so unaware of himself. But it wasn't Nicky, it wasn't Aaron, it wasn't Kevin drunkenly stumbling into you, and it wasn't your boys.

You shift away, not wanting to engage further.

You and Bee had been working on aggression, the kind that suddenly built in your gut and exploded outwards. The you of the past would've swung without thought or you would've ducked under the counter until one of your friends came to collect you.

"I'm talkin' to ya, lil un." His breath was warm on your ear, and moist.

"Back off," you hiss, tensing up every muscle in preparation. Surely Bee would forgive you for what you were about to do to this guy.

You didn't get the chance.

Not with Crashout Josten driving his fist into the side of this guys face. Not with Andrew tugging on the chain around your neck and guiding you closer to him and away from the man.

"Fucking try that again!" Neil growled to the man sprawled across the floor, foot raised as if to stomp on him.

"Neil!" You could hear Nicky hiss.

Oh, you had an audience.

"I'm gonna kill 'im." Neil said with so much calm, it sent shivers up and down your spine. Was it from fear or excitement? Those wires often got crossed when you were with them.

"We are so not going to jail tonight!" Nicky grabbed at Neil, a futile task without the help of Kevin or Aaron. Kevin was too out of it to give a shit and Aaron wasn't willing to touch Neil with a 50 foot pole.

"Nicky," Andrew's voice rang as a warning. His hand had moved from the necklace chain to the back of your neck where he gave the occasional squeeze.

"He's not worth it, let's just go," you grumble. There was no point in prolonging this, you just wanted to go home and rest.

Neil's cold blue eyes locked onto you, staring you down. For a moment, you felt as though you were the one under Neil's foot, at his mercy of stomping down.

Andrew squeezed the back of your neck.

That's right, Andrew wouldn't let that happen and Neil wouldn't do that in the first place, not to you.

"Let's go back to the house, I bought some frozen yogurt earlier and I'm hungry," You say.

Andrew makes a displeased grunt behind you while Neil's smile stretched into place. The smile of a predator.

Neil's shoe slams into the mans slide and he steps over him, towards you and Andrew.

"Rabbit," Andrew acknowledged, hand releasing your nape to squeeze Neil's for a quick moment.

And then, he was dragging you both out of the bar. Neil was being dragged by his nape and you by the collar of your shirt.

You could hear the stumbling footsteps of Kevin, Aaron, and Nicky following.

Neil climbed into the passenger seat and dragged you on top of him, Andrew got the drivers side, and the rest packed themselves into the back. No matter your height or muscle mass, Neil always found a way to make these cuddling positions work.

Typically, you would stack in the back but it seems that Neil was feeling awfully cuddly possessive. His face was tucked into the side of your neck and his hands held your waist securely.

Aaron scoffed from the backseat, Nicky reached over Kevin to smack him, Kevin groaned.

Neil smiled against your neck, no doubt pleased about bugging Aaron with such blatant displays of affection. You could feel his teeth skim your neck. It was obvious what he wanted, it was a matter of if he was willing to do it.

Before pulling out of the parking lot you caught Andrew's eye. It was a silent question he was asking, 'yes or no?' Because if he got the sense that you didn't want to be touched, he would make sure that you weren't.

Slowly, you blink back at him. He turns towards the road, lips twitching.

By the time you get back to the house, Neil's hands are under your shirt and resting on your belly, and his teeth have made a few indentations around your shoulders and the junction between them and your neck.

Once the snoring had started in the backseat, Andrew's right hand had drifted away from the steering wheel and his pinky brushed against yours.

All was well, in an emotionally constipated way, but nonetheless, it was just as you wanted and needed.

Arriving at the house was as eventful as usual. Andrew crawled out of the car and slammed the door, waking the three in the back. Neil refused to let you get out of the car until Andrew came around to pull you both out.

Kevin was frog marched up to bed by Nicky and Aaron, leaving you, Andrew, and Neil on the main floor.

You weren't particularly tired and Neil looked way too wired to sleep. Andrew always looked a little tired, probably has to do with his half lidded eyes and bored expression.

"Frozen yogurt," you untangle yourself from Neil to retrieve the frozen treat.

Andrew glares at you from the living room.

Such a baby, only wanting ice cream and not even trying frozen yogurt.

Of course, you grab a tub of ice cream for him as you leave the kitchen along with spoons and your own sweet treat.

Andrew was draped across a bean bag and Neil was on the couch behind him. His legs were on either side of the bean bag, one of Andrew's hands was wrapped around Neil's ankle.

You plop the ice cream tub into Andrew's lap followed by a spoon. You then sit beside Neil, pressed up close to share the delight of frozen yogurt.

"I hate you." Andrew grumbled through a mouthful of chocolate ice cream.

Neil snickered and shoveled another spoonful of frozen yogurt into his mouth.

There was no point in thanking Andrew or Neil, they wouldn't appreciate it. They already knew how you felt. So, you said the only thing you knew would appease them.

"We like you too," you simper, earning a squeeze from Neil and a side eye from Andrew.

Yeah, none of you were going to talk about what happened earlier that night. All of you knew what happened, and now you were together, within each others orbit once again.

Andrew giving you his back and glancing at you while you ate, that was trust and care. Neil pressing you close and whispering stupid lines during the movie you put on, that was his version of care.

so like, this didn't go according to plan but i like it a lot and so i'm gonna post it anyways.