#andreil au

( all art by @evyltalks )

andrew is taking an acting class after he loses a bet.

neil is taking an acting class because matt made his schedule.

kevin is taking an acting class because he’s annoying.

they are all juniors.

first day of class neil sits across the room from a blonde freshman with tattoos and ripped jeans. ugh and he’s sitting next to kevin. why did kevin steal the only interesting person.

kevin and neil have had classes together every semester since freshman year. this was not intentional. neither of them are happy about it.

andrew sees a kid engulfed in a metallica shirt glaring at kevin from across the room. when did kevin have time to piss off a freshman?

the professor has them go around the room, introduce themselves, and ask a classmate a question

neil asks andrew about his tattoos. kevin is upset that neil didnt ask him.

andrew asks neil to name three songs. neil is confused by this, which andrew does NOT find endearing.

after class ends kevin approaches neil and is like “this cant keep happening. switch your schedule.” and neil’s like well that’s too bad, because i have a writing class that cant be moved. so does kevin. the same one. why does this keep happening.

andrew decides to improve the situation by claiming neil as his partner for every assignment going forward. kevin is betrayed. neil is pleased.

the next week when andrew and neil are leaving, their professor pulls them to the side. and asks them if they knew each other before this class, and they’re like uh no ???

and he’s like hmmmmm. interesting. i just wanted to let you know that i noticed such a strong connection between you two on the first day, i assumed youd been intimate for years. ah this is exciting. i cant wait to see how your relationship blossoms.

andrew is mortified. neil is never going to speak to him again.

as soon as they leave the room they just kind of look at each other before neil starts giggling and then fully laughing because what the fuck was that.

(I lost the author, sorry) (app: Twitter)

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Q: This random thought just popped into my head. Andrew is afraid of heights, right? So picture this: cat-Andrew has climbed up a tree in the campus park to secretly watch Neil (just this once, at least). Everything’s fine… until it’s time to get down. Getting down cat-style or human-style both feel equally impossible and terrifying A: I think he’d climb up there no problem… but getting back down? Yeah, that’s gonna be trouble 🚬🚬

Nicky: did you see what’s going on near the campus? Neil: no…? Nicky: what do you mean “no” Nicky: you’re literally always sitting there between classes— Nicky: actually, never mind Nicky: there’s a cat stuck up in a tree and it doesn’t want to come down Nicky: or can’t Nicky: pretty sure it’s actually stuck Nicky: dean’s already talking about calling the fire department… Neil: you guys are so weird

Also Neil after sunset: *standing under the tree staring up at the cat* Cat-Andrew: *clinging to the crown like his life depends on it* Neil: you kind of remind me of someone… Neil: a certain person who loves standing right on the edge of a roof, but can’t step back and can’t step forward either Cat-Andrew: *hiss* Neil, already starting to climb the tree: so… should I get you down or what? Cat-Andrew: 😶😶 Neil: I’ll take that as a yes, if you don’t mind…