Glee Violette ·
BREAKING UPDATE: Birthday Boy's Sunday Evening weather forecast in DC: Over 90 degrees, with VERY high humidity and rain - possibly torrential. BUT WAIT - Now there's more! The air quality in Washington DC is only at "fair" level. Hot, humid weather DOES that. It traps in exhaust fumes and other nasty stuff that normally rises and escapes us ground level oxygen breathers. And we are at just the START of a THREE DAY HEATWAVE with high humidity. By SUNDAY, air quality might be too risky for athletes to breathe under heavy exertion. Maybe even for the audience, as they scream, fist pump and sweat. And if that is not enough misery, they just tried out the lights last night. Should attract ALL the bugs. Just sayin'. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Might as well stay home and watch it on TV. Donald's buddy, David Ellison, just bought Paramount plus, thanks to Trump's FCC suspending the monopoly rules for him, and you can watch it THERE for only $8.99. Mighty nice of Trump to give you that opportunity. What a bargain! Trump was offering special "perk packages" to all his VIP friends to sit in his bleachers for up to a million and a half dollars. Too bad so many seem to have declined. And a lot of the 4300 "free tickets" to (physically fit) military members - in uniform - are going begging, too. Seems there's a problem getting there, what with having to arrange their own transportation, and jet fuel and gas prices being what they are, and parking places scarce, because of all the security fences. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So, how about giving the seats to some of the 10,000 regular folks standing and sweltering on the Ellipse, watching on big screens, instead, Donald? (Wait, weren't there originally supposed to be a HUNDRED thousand?) Yes, we know those seats are right next to each other. And we know you don't like to be touched, unless YOU'RE the one doing the touching. Like that handsome farmer next to you Friday. You tried to touch him as you gushed over him, but missed, because as usual, you had all the regular folks at the farmer's roundtable seated well out of reach. So that's out. Well, looks like everyone in the Administration and their families are going to be called to work overtime. (Not that they'll get paid, right?) And Donnie announced today that his own ENTIRE family will now be coming. Including Melania. And his new daughter-in-law, whose Daddy was Epstein's personal banker. And even Eric. Hope there's no rain. Or lightning. That big metal arch... Have a nice weekend, everyone.
