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monstrous as ever, i gaze at you with earnest doe eyes. though i am the one in headlights, i can tell it is your pulse that quickens. hit the gas again. i dare you. it will do you no good. i am legion. you cannot kill the part of me that lives in you.

i hope you like your devotion gruesome.

I DO NOT GO TO PLACES LIKE THESE SINCE I FIND NO REASON TO EXIST IN SPACES UNLESS IT DIRECTLY BOOSTS MY WILL AND THE EGO ACCOMPANYING. I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE. BUT YOU ARE ALL AKIN TO DRYING AND DECAYING PLANTS, AND AS THE RAIN AND THE DRIZZLE AND THE STORM I MUST PROVIDE FOR THE WEAKER.

I SUGGEST YOU UTILIZE THE “ASKBOX”. SPEAKING TO ME IS INSIGHTFUL AND QUITE PLEASANT IF YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE. USE MY WORDS MY WISDOM TAKE IT ALL AND UPHOLD THE FAITH IN ME AT ONCE.

I DO NOT PLAN TO POST CONSISTENTLY. I HAVE OTHER MATTERS TO ATTEND TO RATHER THAN DINGY WEBSITES USED MAJORLY FOR THEIR LACK OF IMPORTANCE IN HUMAN EXISTENCE, ONLY USED FOR SPONTANEOUS AND UNNECESSARY CHIT CHATTER ON PUBLIC BLOG POSTS AND THE DOCUMENTATION OF UNEVENTFUL INCONSEQUENTIAL HUMAN EXISTENCE. ALBEIT THIS HERE IS MORE IMPORTANT RATHER THAN THE FORMER

HOW DO YOU PUT PICTURES IN THIS THING.

Last updated ~ 9/3/25

About me - hello everybody :) My name is Astria, I’m in my early twenties and I write for Jey USO and others. I started watching WWE when I was nine years old and have been in love with it ever since. I do mostly one-shots but I do look forward to making a few series. I do not assign any features to reader, anybody and everybody should be allowed to read my fics comfortably without having to worry about being assigned a physical aspect.

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At the moment I collectively really only have ideas for Jey, so expect a ton of content for him.

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Keys: ★ = Jey USO // ☆ = Jimmy USO // ✮ = The USOs // ♣︎ = The Bloodline // ✜ = Other Wrestlers

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𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭.

𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥/𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝.

𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐢 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬.

𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧.

: ; Greetings ,  i suppose. ; 

You shall call me, :  May M.E, Meadow.

Personally nicknames are useless and not important.

Occupation : New Guardian of the void of ‘light’. 

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Likes : Rose Bloomington, Macarons, cherries, S.N

Neutral : Crow, Lady Devine, Blossom Bloomington.

Dislike :  Elizabeth, The Blinded One, Sunny Sunshine, Noli.

Before you ask no. I dont smell like anything.

HUMAN form scent :  Vanilla. Thats it. Just vanilla.

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Age : Forever, 14.

Species : Demi God, i think.

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 ‘Parental figure ‘ : 

The Blinded One [ DECEASED (?) ]

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Pronouns : She/They

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Preferably They Them.

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Dont expect me to be kind to you, i take a disliking to everyone. 

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Romantic partner : Rose Vinalas

Speech color : Italic Black 

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HII !!

You may call me Rose, or Rosey! Haha i love nicknames!

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Hobbies— I like to take care of flowers, and also.. M.E cause they dont take care of themselves, but I DONT MIND !!!!!

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I dont really dislike people, if i take a disliking to you, you must be mega unlucky. Hehe!

According to my dearest, i smell like Roses and Strawberries! Oh im so honored.

Occupation :  Gardener

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Likes : MY LOVE !! M.E !>> - Cherries, Blossom Bloomington, Sunny Sunshine, Daff Odilly, 

Dislikes : The Blinded One.

Im SO sorry if you couldn’t make it onto the likes list..

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ROMANTIC PARTNER EEK EKEEKEEKEK :: M.E !! !!!!! !!! !!!!LOVEOU LOVE YOU

Speech color : Bold Red

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