#amuletposting

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

Everyone’s always posting about how the cursed amulet is making their friends evil. If everyone has a cursed amulet, have you considered that not having a cursed amulet is making you evil? Maybe the cursed amulets are actually saving us from being evil. That’s probably why people feel compelled to share theirs. Here, take a hit of mine, see how it feels.

okay so yes, i did technically carve your ego from your mind and use it to charge a magical amulet that imbues the wearer with that ego so i did technically do something that technically could be considered killing something that technically could be considered you BUT then i immediately gave you the amulet before you even noticed a difference! and it was in your best interest in the first place! im failing to see what the issue is here

switching off my mind and letting my amulet take over feels good as fuck. you should all try this. right now. do it now. try on my amulet

the cursed amulet can be a state of mind

does anyone know how to cite whispers from the amulet in MLA format

shane actually has a cursed amulet and it contains a demon that will occasionally possess him. like glowing eyes and haunted raspy voice and shit. and he can’t take the amulet off or it’ll suck his life force out of his body. so he sorta just has to deal with being possessed whenever the demon gets bored and wants to come say hi to those in the mortal realm. like shane will behaving sex with ilya and his eyes will glow and he’ll start speaking in tongues and it obviously freaks ilya the fuck out. (he eventually gets used to it.) and of course sometimes the demon comes out when he’s playing hockey. which is obviously a burden because how is he supposed to focus on the game when he’s getting possessed? like it would be manageable if the demon were any good at hockey. but it’s not. :(