#amalgamous prime

Blurr: I must be doing real good job with these patches he looks so happy

Shockwave: Oh..oh he is the universe…

References for all the Primes! In color:D

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Cooking a very silly, lighthearted AU w the TFOne 13 primes + a TFP Orion... and sentinel ig /lh (w many thoughts & exchanges about the AU between me and @purrliacci !!)

He was telling me ab how in the Aligned continuities, Optimus was a reincarnation of the ~13th Prime~ and all, and that the 13th was the youngest of the primes. I was VERY amused by the thought of the Primes being fond of their youngest 😔 Especially if imagining the TFOne bunch as they seemed to have far less destructive infighting than the other Primes variants.

I had been telling Purrliacci about fitting a TFP Orion into a TFOne narrative and several different ideas came from that hehaha

Anyways this AU entails the 13 Primes looking after a baby Orion Pax, their youngest Prime who's come from the well...

Second of all, how did the other baby primes reacted when they saw Amalgamous and his big ol' eye

We already know they all hate Megatron and no one can understand what Optimus sees in him so they just assume Optimus has terrible taste in mechs and try to push him towards other bots to date instead.

Megatronus: what about that Femme Elita? She is strong, loyal, and has a good helm on her shoulders.

Optimus: what? What are you guys talking about now?

Solus: what about that doctor? Ratchet? He would be a great choice considering how reckless Optimus is.

Optimus: seriously what are you guys talking about!?

they have Opinions™ about it yes. Optimus is absolutely mortified about it and would like to never speak of the topic ever again thank you and good night.

he also cannot believe bee would betray him like that. this is the second time he's been murdered by friendly fire OTL

haunted au

bonus:

Can you guys imagine...your sire having a conjux human and like that's your parent, no matter how tiny they are, they are in fact more terrifying when angry compared to your cybertronian sire-

Now this could be Bio sparkling or ...finding out your sire just into aliens, but you end up being raised by this human either way- But for NOW... let's have thirteen primes experience this-

Liege: He'll call back-

Liege*Answers the call to the Quintessons, who were making threats to Cybertron, smirks at his siblings about him being right* What'd I tell you? All right, motherfucker, this is the deal-

Chaos!Y/n*Yells at himloud for the others to hear completly enraged*- Watch your language!LIEGE MAXIMO, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER.BOY!?

Liege*Flinches and panics with hurry*-Mama, mama! Mama, I ain't know it you!-

12 Primes*All snicker at him folding instantly to you, lecturing him*Pff-

Chaos!Y/n: YOU BETTER NOT KILL A POLICE!?-

Liege*Is still apologizing and sighs*-No, I ain't killed no cops!-Mama, call me back, ok?

Liege*About to hang up*Call me back, Mama, stop watching the news!?! Don't be believe everything on the news!-

Liege*Knows when they get back home, he's getting his aft handed to him*...

12 primes*Instantly knowing his AFT is cooked*OooooooooOOOOOoooh!~