so here we go

1. I can dislocate my jaw and my collarbone/shoulder

2. I’m lactose-intolerant (i have to take these huge as pills bc i dont get enough calcium)

3. my sister is alzo77

4. i speak french fluently

5. i have monochromia which means that my eyes are both different colours, one is blue and the other is green. u probably wont see it unless youre face to face with me and ur looking for it  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i tag the following: warducky, alzo77, porer, eholaura, and an-experience

1. im 5'8"

2. I once had a television fall onto my head (im a very clumsy person)

3. I have also once had a flying branch hit my head so i had to go to the emergency room. 

4. the only competition i have really won was one where the prize was a giant teddy bear of the companys logo. She is on top on one of my shelves

5. i live in constant fear that someone will talk to me in english and i will answer in the most horrible accent to exist..