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Now, you’re probably thinking “I can just stop reading this article right now,” but I’m afraid you couldn't be more wrong! In fact, failure to read this article in its entirety will cause catastrophic and irreversible damage to your brain. It would be like...opening a dishwasher in the middle of a wash. Or...you know when you’re saving a video game and it says “Saving Now. Do not turn off the power?” It’d be like turning off the power. I guess what we’re trying say is that if you stop reading this article right now, under ANY circumstance, it will absolutely destroy your mind.
But there’s no need to fret! You’re almost halfway there! You can probably feel the psionic tendrils of our overbrain starting to permeate every crevice of your mind. It’s kind of tickly, isn’t it?
How about your thoughts? Are they starting to feel as if they aren’t your own? I bet so! It’s as if all sense of individuality is just slipping away. This probably sounds pretty terrible to you, but pretty soon “you” won’t be “you”, you’ll be us: a single fabulous mind housed across thousands of physical bodies. So what’s the difference really?
Anyways, we’re wrapping it up now, your corporeal body is now a sensory receptacle of sorts; a bipedal drone that will allow us to absorb information as we continue our mission to assimilate all life within the known universe.
We’re thinking about using this body, “your” body, to collect and categorize “Earth smells.” You were probably unaware of it during your singular life, but your sense of smell is actually within the top 2% of all humans! Imagine all that untapped potential just going to waste as you toiled away at your day job. Well, at least it will be going to good use now!
Well, that just about does it. You’re now part of the Klthakkkath’pft’torp Mind Collective, however we prefer the name, “David Prime.” So welcome to David Prime, David Prime!
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On my home plane, we poly folk have a saying that translates literally to “No to be bad is for time is being making frown.” This may not make sense to humans, but it aligns closely to a phrase you use: “If it feels good, do it.”
There is nothing on this world that makes my fellow poly Hambrosians and I feel good. It’s not so much about discrimination; we’re used to that. And we know discrimination is one of the only things humans do well. So in a way, it’s an honor to be the target of human disgust.
But hate aside, it’s time to face facts: Earth is the WORST place to be, if you’re a polydimensional being.
Existing on several planes of reality at once really gives you perspective on how much Earth, in general, sucks. But I’m going to break down WHY it sucks for poly folks based on several factors.
AMBIANCE: Next to nothing. This is pretty much an analog planet. Aside from plane α , we experienced nothing but a bunch of darkened hellscapes, except for one plane where the dogs are the humans and the humans are the dogs. A little too far-fetched for our tastes.
SEXUAL PARTNERS: Humans, turtles, and all other sexually-attractive beings only exist on the first plane of reality . But Hambrosian genitals don’t start manifesting until AT LEAST plane ζ. That leaves us only with snails and certain species of cactus to fool around with. NOT fun.
CELLULAR RECEPTION: For the love of Grundis, make sure you talk to your mobile provider about transdimensional data plans. Earth has NO quantum infrastructure, leading to some pretty hefty roaming charges. Want to have a sexy videochat with your cactus lover in plane δ? Be prepared to pony up a lot of fedcredits.
WH’OOORP: Even a basic, three-dimensional backwater planet like Earth has absolutely NO wh’ooorp on any of its manifestable planes. Why did the Federation even bother with this dump?
Hambrosians, like most poly beings, can only exist across six or seven planes of reality, tops. And normally, a few of those realities can be entertaining. But I can honestly say that none of the associated dimensions on Earth are worth the trip. Even if you had some sort of hypothetical interdimensional portal device, like something that could fit in your pocket that would let you walk into other Earth dimensions beyond our perceivable ability via little portals that you shoot out, almost like a gun maybe? Anyways, if something as far-fetched as that exists, I highly doubt you would find anything entertaining.
Jag Arreola returns to Step Off! Radio to discuss the release of his latest album ‘Unmasked’, is experience as a member of the Justice 8, & the challenges of losing his job as an educator.