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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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It would be soooo funny if beef’s vet was also flambae’s sibling.

Like ok, Robert is shit at going to the doctor, but he never misses an appointment for beef. That’s his baby boy, his son.

So the vet congratulates Robert on getting beef to lose a few pounds

Robert is just “thanks, my boyfriend has been adamant on him losing weight”

“Oh that’s great, be sure to keep him around long enough for beef to lose at least 3 more pounds”

“At this point, I think we’re in it for the long term, meeting his family tonight and everything”

“Congrats! I got a big family dinner tonight too, hopefully it goes well for both of us.”

And then the conversation returns to beef’s check up, the vet not thinking much about the prior conversation beyond “what a crazy coincidence it would be if my brother was dating beef’s owner”

UNTIL LATER THAT EVENING, WHO IS AT THE DOOR WITH A BEEF? WHY NONE OTHER THAN ROBERT R. ROBERTSON THE 3RD

#dispatch #flambert #flambae #robert #text #ALTERNATIVELY:#flambae and robert going to the vet together and flambae being like #“huh my sibling works here” and Robert is just like “huh. are they one of the vets or-‘#and then flambae’s sibling walks in and they start pointing at each other like that one Spider-Man meme #hc: Robert’s middle name is Richard (dick for short) because I think I am very funny

And you call it madness, ah but i call it gay gay homosexual gay

#alternatively:#you call it madness but i call it queerplatonic #malevolent #merlins shitposting

will smith ipad enjoyer

#alternatively:#will smith collision survivor #sharks lb #san jose sharks #hockeyedit #1.23.26 #2526 #nyr@sjs #baby shark scrapbook #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini

in the end, you cannot save her. you tell her you love her and that's the truth. you tell her you're in this together, until the end, but that is a lie. she sends you away. you are her closest companion and she is your best friend. she is a sun gone supernova, always torn between too much and not enough. you have seen the demands the galaxy makes of her, the cracks in the veneer. of course you would, you are the one who has always been beside her in this. are you kidding? you're right behind her. always close enough to catch the slip of teeth in her half smiles, the flicker in her eyes in the moments in between. the commander is only human, you hear and you know this, and you know how well she hides it, but you have felt the tremor in her hand as she laces her fingers around yours. they do it only once when you grip hers and talk about retirement. imagine that, a future. a life. you tell her to meet you at the bar. she does not laugh, but she holds you closer.

you will remember her in pieces—or that is a fear of yours, isn't it. soon you will forget the finer details of her face, her voice and the shape of her mouth as it formed words that would have once been incomprehensible. will you remember the way she held herself, how it felt when she fell asleep against your arm? her real laugh instead of that small huff? will you remember how she said your name or the way it felt to say hers?

you can still do something, you think; you can still save her, you can still make sure she's not alone. not in this. you called it ruthless calculus, but you know the brutality of loss, the sense of betrayal as the galaxy takes away just one more person. you tell her that you love her, that you are in this together. in the end, this does not matter. in the end, you cannot save her.

#but you can say goodbye like you mean it.#ALTERNATIVELY:#in the end you play phone tag. in the end you end up at a hospital bed some months later.#somewhere in the calm and quiet and you think about asking her about those seashells. about the bar.#you want to tell her a story but you have none to share.#talk to her. they tell you. she can hear you. it'll help guide her back.#i'm sorry. you say. if she can hear you. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry.#wanted to keep that 'can say goodbye' line in but i like the bookending lmao #OK SO monkey's paw curled another finger #between hair care last night and uhhhh other things i've written (hi archer) the paw is flipping me off #shakarian #kate writes #(this is shakarian from garrus' pov if you're gonna reblog!)#ohhh wait this reminds me i have something else from castis' pov #hey archer remember that time in the DMs where shepard DIED

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kevin, to the interviewers: you know I've never been skiing? would like to try it one day though

neil, wiping off his tears of joy: THAT'S MA BOY!!

andrew: LMFAAAOOOOOOOO

#alternatively:#kevin after the interview mentioned ravens in whatever way: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE 😰#andreil: FINALLY #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevandreil #unrelated but I'm so back in the building with rereading aftg cause I need life force to read tgr after tsc #yay ✌🏻

this fanfic shit is easy

#powerwolf #fairly sure someone has already made this joke #but it shall be made again!#alternatively:#power attila said wolfully

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