#alternative80s

iApples? Not so much.

I was offered an iPhone to try out. "Sure." I said. "I'd like to see what all the hype is about."

I hated it. It was not my bag, baby. To be fair, I'm all thumbs and water in a paper bag regarding technology: useless. Starting fresh with Apple, I think, would have been easy but I have Android expectations, and it didn't work for me. It may work great for you, though.

I have my trusty ol' Android phone back. I can swim confidently through the oceans of social media once more, expertly dropping content wherever I go.

Apples? Especially Pink Ladies - Yum.