#alterhuman meme

"you can't fully furs a mask, you silly billy!" i says foolishly as she fully furs a mask right before my very orbs

you go to the gym to train for marathons. i go to the gym to train for running around on all fours like a freak. we are not the same👻

it is so unbearably tempting to wear a tail to church oml😭 wouldnt it be cool wouldn’t it be swaggy if i got to do that wouldn’t it be amazing wouldn’t it be nice

giggling because i keep imagining artists who lived before the 19th century in the 21st century meeting alterhumans. like i keep thinking about dante talking to a modern-day alterhuman who is fangirling over him and says stuff like “omg i LOVED dante’s inferno! btw i am also literally the personification of hell’s third ring” and then dante goes like “😧”