#almondjoy

Probably the most disappointing dessert yet.

 Oreo Truffles and Almond Joy Bar

Cather Dining Hall

Let us first discuss the Oreo truffles:

Flavor: Absolutely terrible. They reminded me of the one time I ate mud when I was younger.

Consistency: Grainy and mushy at the same time. These things were warm as shit and absolute trash over all.

Aesthetics: Some what pleasing. I was really looking forward to these because of their appearance. My mind was quickly converted from happiness to disgust when I took my first bite. 

What Type of Person Would it Be?: A guy you meet on Tinder that is really hot, but when you actually go out on a date, you are instantly disgusted by him because he is the human equivalent of a turd. 

Overall Rating: 2

Now, onto the Almond Joy Bar:

Flavor: Genetic and average. I could honestly taste the preservatives in it slowly killing me.

Consistency: Exactly what I expected from looking at it, coconut-y with a clumpy gel underneath. Overall, gag worthy.

Aesthetics: Saddening, the look of the bar itself honestly makes me sad when looking at it. You can tell that this is the type of dessert that you would eat if you have literally no other options. But at this point, I would rather go hungry than eat one of those things again. 

What Type of Person Would it Be?: The TA , of you least favorite class, that looks so tired and done with the world everyday. You can smell the liquor on his clothes and breath from the night before.