#almea

Nora is my CHILD

"I quit teaching for a reason." "Because you were the math teacher with the flask in his desk all the time? ...I had one of those."

"We have one shot at this and it needs to be perfect." "Shit u right."

"It was nice meeting you, professor." "Don't be so polite. He's a dickwad."

dude she gay stop it

"Girl u gay." "She and Beau would get along really well."

"Is there a Ruby Rose here?" "Why?" "They ready to THROW DOWN."

"Qrow is a DISASTER."

"Did Annie cry seeing Blake and Yang next to each other in the little ending song?" "She did."

Ep. 2

"His mustache is unsettling." "He reminds me of the mustache guy in Atlantis." "YES."

"I've found the Spring Maiden." "bitch u thought"

"Is the girl with them?" "Bitch she might be."

"She's looking a little dry." "She's a dusty bitch."

"Lookin' like a Witcher reject."

"WHAT ARE THESE FUCKIN SUICIDE BOMBER BUGS"

"oh my godddddd how do you have that many thorns in your moooooouth"

"We CAN win a war against the humans." "Okay, Kylo. You're better looking... well, the hair isn't great... but you have a stupid mask and red is your primary color."

"BITCH SHE WAS HOTTER THAN YOU WHY'D YOU KILL HER." "The hot ones never live long. Unless they're main characters."

"DAMN YOU DON'T GOTTA CURBSTOMP HER." "RUDE." "Her face is worth millions. Especially to Ruby."

Ep. 3

"That's a very bisexual outfit, Blake."

"That better be faux fur." "STOP."

*CHEST HAIR/FUR DISCOURSE OCCURS* "I have no idea what his whole speech has been about now."

"...I can't stop staring at his fucking chest hair now. I blame you. WHAT ABOUT HIS EYEBROWS?" "STOOOOOP" "He must pluck them, right? They're too sculpted."

"Adam Taurus does not have that goal in mind." "Adam's only goal is being a lil' BITCH."

Ep. 4

"Nah, she gonna fight you." "You gonna die bro."

"YAAAAASSS BITCH"

"I LOVE NORA SO MUCH"

"Mom." "hey bitch what's up"

"I don't care what you think!" "Saaaaaaaaame."

"Well, aren't you stubborn." "I get it from my mom." "OHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHH! Such a good burn."

"Let's go, smol friend. ...Oh. Now he's tol friend."

"What is that?" "It's shaped like a friend."

awwwwwwwwwwww the hug~~~~~~

Ep. 5

"And Yang was 'strength.'" "That's gay."

*Pyrrha mention* "Nooooooooo my wiiiiiiiiiiiiiife"

"And Penny... was killed." "SHUT UP"

"But your relationship with their daughter-" "She WISHES she had a relationship with their daughter."

"oh my god this is such a Kylo Ren speech"

"Look, I'd be so mad if someone got sick-ass bird wings and all I got was like, ears. Like what the fuck."

Ep. 6

"Oh look, it's Qrow being his dramatic-ass self."

"Remember that he also voices Tamaki." "I need to rewatch that." "Why didn't we ever get a season 2?" "Because the universe hates us and wants us to be unhappy."

"So, what's the truth?" *both laughing*

"Britney Spears's 'Toxic' starts playing."

"They gotta go find their girlfriends!"

LOOK I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER AND I GET EMO ABOUT SISTERS ALWAYS