I love my oldest cousin because apart from being one of the most hardcore person that I know, she sometimes says the wildest things. Like we were out for lunch and we were discussing all of my allergies and she was like, “you sweet summer child, I had allergies once,” and I was like ??? How come you had allergies once do they go away once you hit 40??? And she was like, “no… I just got my body used to the things I liked… I just kept eating them until my body stopped being dramatic,” and you know what… kudos to her for managing to do that, I won’t attempt to kill myself over salmon, but I admire her dedication to making life her bitch.










