ways alec bohm is ending up back on the phillies next year ranked from most to least likely
he shows up in the clubhouse on day 1 and everyone just feels too awkward to say anything
the new cba introduces a "mystery trade" policy where teams can just send you a player and you dont know who it is until they step off the plane
every time they try to play someone else at 3b he slowly morphs into alec bohm over the course of the game. eventually the entire clubhouse is just bohms and they have to call in the original to help everyone acclimate to being alec bohm
when the grounds crew shows up in clearwater to start prepping for spring training, he's sitting placidly at third base in full uniform. security tries to escort him out but every time he crosses the threshold he fades from existence and respawns in the infield
they offer him a contract
