#alcoharlock

Bless, this is good stuff. I hope it’s something real dumb like Rebi asks him why the bridge is called that if you don’t use it to walk over something, and Harlock’s like “Well, you see, it is called the bridge becuase I use it to walk all over my enemies >;)” Everyone’s groaning and tells him to stop. I hope he also starts doing the “When I was your age…” spiel.

SPCH Harlock - Please fight this Harlock. He’d probably have a good time fighting you because he’s always wasted. After you’ve both beaten each other up, maybe he’ll buy you a drink. 

AoMY/SSX Harlock - Go ahead and fight this Harlock. You don’t really gain anything from it, but he’s so melodramatic that it’s worth the price of admission.

Saga Harlock - Don’t. Don’t do it. Don’t fight this Harlock. There’s something about his smile... I don’t trust him. Hide. Don’t let him find you.

EO Harlock - This Harlock is just a tired old man trying to get through the day. Look at how long it takes him to walk anywhere. Don’t fight this Harlock. Let him nap. 

SSM Harlock - Fight this Harlock. Better yet, try to steal his gun from his boob holster. Why does he have it there if not to be stolen in fights? Then pistol whip him. 

CWZ Harlock - You are required to fight this Harlock. Kick his ass. Grab him by the collar of his terrible onesie and scold him for stealing someone else’s show. 

GF Harlock - Absolutely you should fight cowboy Harlock. He is the one Harlock you have a 100% chance of beating, and he deserves it. Go wreck him. 

CG Harlock - While I think you should fight this Harlock, he probably likes getting wailed on, so I dunno. Maybe just tell him you’re disappointed in him instead. 

GE999 Harlock - Do not fight this Harlock. He killed a man with milk. His old dub voice is a bad John Wayne impression. This Harlock is too good to fight. He’s too powerful. 

Great Harlock - You can’t beat good fatherly instincts into a man, but you can sure as hell try. Fight this Harlock. 

GR Harlock Wataru - You should absolutely fight Wataru, but watch out. If his kids are watching, you have to let him win. He’s such a loser. You’ve got to give him something. If just his wife’s watching, kick his ass. She knows he’s a loser.

Queen Emeraldas Harlock - It’ll be hard to fight this Harlock since he only appears in flashback, but if you can send your fist back through time, fucking deck him because he doesn’t belong here. 

OZMA Harlock Dick - You can fight Dick, but be a pal about it. He seems like he’d enjoy a good brawl. Dick’s got it hard enough as things are, so don’t be too rough with him. I’m immature. 

OZMA Harlock Gido - Kill him. Just murder him. 

Daiba: angrily trying to use a touch screen monitor "What are the gloves-?"

Harlock: Daiba, you don't need courage to fight.

Daiba: Y...you don't?