#alberta problems

It hardly seems fair to have frost on the ground but to still be getting bitten by mosquitoes to within an inch of my sanity!

Short shout out to Alberta for updating their drivers licences to have dinos and a clear security panel but keeping their health cards as paper messes whose designs haven’t changed in decades (with only a lucky few finding a laminator to protect this crap piece of paper). Seriously. Every other province and territory has fucking plastic cards. Just..... make plastic cards. Please.

There’s supposed to be a heat alert in effect for my province next week, and I am incredibly worried. I am a pale, sickly person who gets heat stroke at the drop of a hat. This is going to fucking suck.

It’s finally above -20 today, I can leave the house!

I guess I probably shouldn't drive by and see that gas is at 71.9 and be upset that it isn't lower. Considering its just a sign of the economy being poop. But I do. Hey remember that time the province had so much money that they decided they should just give every Albertan a cheque for $400. Like maybe there was nothing else to do with that money?

Who the fuck is driving their tractor it is 10:30 at night and its so dark you can't see a thing