#alan's asks

Soap operas never show the sex, so while Thee is aware of sex he isn't aware of the specifics. Meanwhile, Peach has had sex but he hasn't had sex with a man before. Together, they are trying to figure out using rough estimates.

The point is Thee and Peach having a very silly but very soft first time together.

Thee fumbling with the bedsheets and "preparing" himself for Peach by sexily untying his silk robe and sitting on the edge of the bed with his tousled hair and perfumed body. He has set the mood, checked the temperature, made sure there's water on the bedside table for Peach if he gets thirsty in the middle of the night.

Peach taking one look at the exquisite bedroom scene and thinking he could take such beautiful pictures of Thee on the bed right now. He, unlike Thee, has actually come with the condoms and lube. Thee? He takes one look at it and says, "Are these meant for us?"

Peach pauses. What a strange question, but Thee is often strange. "Yes," he says, and starts climbing on the bed. After he sits there facing Thee, he realises he should've taken his clothes off before he got on. He's wearing a t-shirt and permpoon pants.

"What will we do with these?" Thee asks, all innocence. Peach cannot believe this. This is a 30 years old man. Surely he knows basic sex-? Just then, a thought occurs to Peach: "Let me guess- the people in your lakorns don't use birth control?"

Thee smiles, "They just magically wake up half-naked the next morning, beloved."

YES. this is a major reason why Peem doesn't allow kisses in public except little pecks because he knows that they absolutely can't behave around each other when it comes to intimacy. Phum doesn't care at all, mind you. He's down for whatever whenever however Peem wants it, but Peem is more level-headed of the two lmao. he's very aware of how difficult it is to stop once they start and personally, I think he doesn't like leaving things incomplete.

this pricks something in phuwin because phuwin isn’t stupid, he knows pond sees other people. but he’s irritated because he doesn’t know why pond never talks to him about things like this when he knows that pond would tell him just about anything else. and lately pond has just been on his phone a lot and it’s starting to turn phuwin’s mood sour. in which eventually leads to them both getting under each others skin more often than not. and more often than not, whenever pond drops phuwin off at his condo and phuwin can tell that pond is feeling slightly down and worn out, he would try to initiate the first move and invite pond over, to which pond would turn him down every time.

so one day, phuwin just kind of had it because he’s so bothered by the fact that pond would go to other people to help him get his mind off of things but he wouldn’t come to phuwin. phuwin hates feeling like this because it makes him question his importance in pond’s life and phuwin doesn’t like the way that sit in pit of his stomach. and for once, phuwin just wants to know where pond ends and where he begins. so when they’re in pond’s car in front of phuwin’s condo one day, phuwin asks him, “are you seeing other people?”

to which pond tries to wave it off, “it’s not a big deal.”

“are you going to see someone after you drop me off?”

“phuwin… let’s not-“

“why?” phuwin cuts him off, “why do you go to complete strangers but you never come to me ? why do you never talk to me about anything these days?”

“don’t make a big deal out of it, alright ? nothing is going on.”

“so you’re not gonna tell me?”

“phuwin. i go to other people to sleep with them, okay? i go to them for sex.”

“okay. so come to me instead.”

“phuwin, you can’t ask for things when you don’t know what you’re asking for.”

and phuwin wants to laugh at that because this is how pond sees him. this is how he has always seen him. just the 16 years old kid with glasses too big for him, who wouldn’t know a thing about intimate connection. in ponds eyes, phuwin never grew past that point. so phuwin looks at pond straight in the eyes as he says, “then sleep with me. let’s have sex.”

ensues the start of an absolute mess of a fwb and a whole lot of fucking suppressing of any kind of feelings from both sides.

and maybe one day, pond will tell phuwin that he went to other people because it’s easier to not fall in love with them. because he knows the moment, he get any part of phuwin, he’s never gonna make it out unscathed. because it has always been phuwin, from the very first moment until now and all the moments that come after, it has always and will always be phuwin.

okay alan, so who’s writing this ?????

jaw on the floor, star, I don't fucking know who'll write this!!!! I've already got myself entangled in pondphuwin RPF so thoroughly but writing rpf smut is another level of DARING istg.

THAT SAID, you should write it???like genuinely??? you got the plot and the skills you just have to do it now. Do it Star. I'm cheering for you so hard.

I am going to be honest, I think this prompt can work with any couple in the series. I might have to fill your inbox with a series of variants, but because it is you I'm going with PhumPeem!

In this universe, I imagine PhumPeem's first meeting is similar to their canonical first meeting but it has less stakes so they enter a relationship rather than an enemy turned situationship.

Phum is practicing alone on the football field, and Peem is walking by with a blank canvas. The classic ball hit happens, and Phum gets all puppy noises about mildly inconveniencing a pretty man. Peem isn't on the offensive because it wasn't completed work on a time crunch. Phum offers to buy him a new canvas as payment, which Peem begrudgingly accepts and it turns into an art store date.

PhumPeem are dating; except, no one believes they are because Phum and Peem have diametrically opposed reputations.

On Peem's side, his friends don't believe he'd date Phum because Phum is known as the top brat on canvas with the scary older brother. It doesn't help Peem's stories of Phum clashes with their preconceived notions. Peem tries to explain Phum is an excitable puppy and they just stare at him.

Meanwhile, Phum's friends are a little less questioning who Phum is dating and more questioning how Phum scored a boyfriend on his own. They love Phum, but he does have a tendency to self-isolate so the idea he talked to and hung around a guy long enough to pursue a romantic relationship on his own is a little lost on them.

Fang has a little more faith in his brother as Phum deserves only the best, but he isn't going to lie and say he doesn't think Phum is dating Peem to piss off their parents (middle class fine arts student, Phum might as well bring a biker home).

Tan thinks it is one big elaborate joke on him.

The only one who believes them is Toey, who is ecstatic to have Peem as an in-law.

(I imagine when it is revealed they've been telling the truth, Tan has a full minute where he is going "I have been trying to date Fang for years. Peem dates Phum in one day. I have been trying to date Fang for years. Peem dates Phum in one day.")

Thank you for recognising me for my specific hyperfixation ajdjdjdjdj. I'd ofc love to hear about any of my We Are couples<3

I'm going to be honest with you, even I'M struggling to believe Phum would score a date on his own with Peem, let alone get into a relationship with him ahshshs. And this could actually be explored more and in many interesting tasty ways. Also FANG!!! HI<3 the joke about the class difference oof. Felt.

I'm laughing so hard at Tan!! Lmao he WOULD say that. Knife to his heart. Rip Tan.

okay BYE 👋🏻

When Phum starts nibbling at Peem’s collarbone, and gives him a dewy glance, Peem simply parts his thighs for Phum to leave all sort of hickeys on his inner and outer thighs and nuzzle the scent glands there.

(Yes this is absolutely because of the Phuwin thighs pic and because I just love the idea of Omega Phum being absolutely obsessed with Alpha Peem’s lovely thighs.)

OMEGAVERSE PHUMPEEM WILL SAVE ME.

thank you for this absolutely delicious ask, cole. i marinated in it like a peeled shrimp and it was awesome. but i also feel like Alpha Peem can't go around wearing short shorts too often or he'll have a gaggle of nosy bugs in his ear. RIP Peem in boy shorts.

(unless?)

*sending you unhinged thoughts because i refuse to go down by myself*

“i'm guessing you like it?”

“shut up.” is all peem says before shutting him up himself with his lips.

Anon, is this Peem-meets-Pond Naravit the fic -?*is gagged and chained by two bodyguards*