I was at mad cool festival in Madrid, 10/10 experience and my friend and I had ideas.
First of all; we saw CMAT and the pianist was in nothing but his boxers humping the piano and looked surprisingly like Lyonel, lead singer of wolf Alice who was soooo cunty, the drummer of kings of Leon who's pecs(tits) jiggled when he played.
Therefore: a band covered in scandal called 'The Nepo Babies'(Lyonel chose the name, Aerion hates it) with Aerion centre stage singer and guitar, Lyonel on the keyboard, Raymun on the bass and Steffon on the drums.
One day Steffon trips and hurts his arm so he can't play at this massive concert and they're heavily panicking and they need to find someone quick, like 5 minutes quick, who can play in his stead when their security guard, Dunk, steps up saying he can fill in. They're all a bit drunk and stressed as fuck so they agree and Dunk is 1000 times better than Steffon, the performance goes swimmingly despite everything and they agree that Dunk should replace Steffon, maybe even after Steffon has healed.
One day before the show Dunk spills something on his shirt and decides it's hot enough to go on shirtless and when performing someone takes a video of Dunk playing, tits flapping everywhere while playing, and makes a tik tok with the caption "the first thing I see when I look at him is heart, not my fault his tits are in the way."
Dunk is now launched into fame because of his sex appeal and doesn't know what to do. The rest of the band convince him to do stuff like pour water on himself when hot, they are now famous for two reasons; so many scandals and Dunk's tits.
Egg now wants to grow up to be a security guard and Maekar is disappointed.
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Aerys I is such an interesting dude for a non-character. Even if 90% of the discourse about him revolves around why he refused Maekar as his Hand.
Always a debate around if Aerys chose Bloodraven simply because the dude was a medieval witch and already on the council to boot, or if it was a purposeful slight for Maekar’s hand in Baelor’s death. As if the two facts were mutually exclusive in any way lmao. Like, have we considered that Aerys, the man who went from 4th in line to king in 6 months, simply wanted someone to do the job for him, but may have also hated Maekar’s guts?
Dude named Aelora—a girl, and only his niece—as heir before Maekar ffs 😅.
But real talk. Someone was bound to hate Maekar, or at least heavily resented him, for Baelor’s death. We can spin it all we want about it being an accident, or Maekar being a (meh) good dad, but it doesn’t change the fact that Baelor died because of him. Most think Rhaegel would have understood, as a fellow father; Daeron II was awfully kind—he probably forgave Maekar too. But not everyone would have, and that’s only realistic. Maybe Aerys never did.
Or he simply never had time.
Can you imagine being Aerys? One day, two of your brothers go to a minor lord’s tourney in the middle of nowhere, and one of them ends up dead because the other one killed him. Your stupid littlest brother, with that PR nightmare of a son he never properly walloped upside the head, caused a massive scandal whose effect basically altered the course of the whole damn continent. Maekar couldn’t control any of his sons, and now Baelor—the perfect son, the darling crown prince, the reason your life is your own—is dead. And Aerion practically walks away scot-free (seriously? His punishment was exile to Essosi Ibiza? Get fucking real, Maekar).
Meanwhile, the heir apparent is now a kid (Valarr’s like 16-18ish?) without an heir of his own except his even younger brother. So you think you’re fine, for a time, because even if Valarr can’t have kids there’s no reason Matarys can’t. There’s no way you’ll ever be king, right?
Wrong.
Because then they both die. And then your dad dies. And now you are king. Fuck.
And all because your fuckass little brother couldn’t control his shitstain of a son for one goddamn day 💀.
It’s a wonder Aerys never strangled Maekar when he had the audacity to sulk over being skipped over as Hand.
And then of course, all of Aerys’ heirs die under extremely dubious and suspicious situations. Until the only choice is a little girl (Daenora was potentially as young as four) and bloody, fucking Maekar. Who happens to have four sons.
Welcome Home with a Wake Up/ Valarr Targaryen x Reader
MDNI, 18+ explicit smut!
Valarr returns home from a long trip and misses his wife
Valarr had been gone for about half a moon's cycle and at this point he couldn't wait to be home. He just wanted to sleep in his own bed until he was no longer tired or sore, with his wife curled up beside him. He didn't care if anyone interrupted his sleep, but he just wanted a few hours of peace before he had to go back to his duties as a prince. He was happily greeted by his wife welcoming him back, lightly hugging him over his armor. She told him how she had prepared a bath for him and then after that they could have dinner together. It all sounded absolutely lovely to him so it was no surprise to her that he immediately headed to their room as soon as his armour was taken off.
She apologized that she couldn't stay as she had something to get back to but she would meet him back for dinner. He honestly didn't care, as by the time she left, he was throwing off his clothes and sinking into the warm water. He barely even washed himself, just enjoying laying in the bath and letting the dirt loosen off his skin and hoped that'd be enough.
He did finally wash himself after he nearly nodded off in the tub and had to keep himself awake. But even while cleaning himself, he felt his eyes get droopy and he decided he should just rest. He toweled himself off as quickly as he could before basically falling onto his side of the bed and fell asleep within minutes.
Valarr felt the familiar kiss of his wife on his forehead and then his neck and shoulders. He thought it was a dream until he opened his eyes to see her there, above him and still kissing him. He groaned as he stretched a bit from waking up and she in return stopped and looked him in the eyes while saying, “Good morning."
“Is it really morning already,” he looked at the nearest window and saw it was still dark.
“No, but you were sleeping like it was.”
He paused as he remembered he was supposed to go to dinner.
She continued after the pause with, “I waited for you with dinner but after a while I went to check on you. I wasn't surprised you fell asleep, but I was surprised to see you naked and no sheets over you.”
He looked down and remembered that he was just that tired, “Sorry for missing dinner.”
“I understand, you had a long trip and I can't imagine the bed rolls they give you are easy to sleep in.”
He nodded back a no to that, remembering how sore his back felt every time he got up.
“Valarr,” her voice turned a bit shy now, “I was thinking how long it's been since we've been together and how you deserve more than a bath and rest.”
She returned to kissing him, now on his mouth and jaw. He returned her kisses when he could and let out a groan as he felt her rub her hand along his member. He was already feeling a bit hard with her suggestion and kisses but as she started rubbing her palm up and down him, he was quickly rock hard. He knew he wouldn't last long, he had barely even been able to touch himself while gone and he could feel that pent up energy rising fast. She moved to kiss down his shoulders and chest but kept pumping him, slowly like she was teasing him. His eyes were closed in bliss as he then felt her lick a stripe up his dick and he let out a guttural moan.
He could feel a bit of her smile before she slowly wrapped her lips around his cock and started taking him in. She wasn't going deep so the rest of his dick she didnt have in her mouth, she had in her hand wrapped around him and softly twisting it. She had looked up to see him looking down at her with wide, blissed out eyes. She planned to lower her mouth even deeper before he sharply called out for her to stop. She quickly did and looked up at him as if to ask why before saying, “Is everything okay?”
He nodded and breathlessly said yes, before continuing, “It's just I felt like if you keep going I was going to cum right then.”
He sat up and met her face to face before kissing her and she returned with an open mouth ready. He could taste a bit of his precum against her tongue. He separated just a bit, “You said you thought about how we haven't been together eight?”
“Yes,” it was her turn to reply breathlessly.
“Well unless you've been unfaithful, you've also been waiting this long to fuck.”
She didn't need to reply how she would never cheat because they both knew she couldn't do that, she only had eyes for him since they've married just as he had them only for her.
“I did,” she nervously let out, “I did touch myself two times while you were gone.”
“Oh really, well even then it's been so long since we've had each other, it's only far you get something as well.”
He guided her to now lay on the bed, her legs dangling off it. She expected him to start undressing her soon but instead he only hiked up her skirts and set a pillow down on the floor. He sat on top of it and hiked up her skirts a bit more as he pulled her hips right to the edge of the bed, keeping her legs separate so he was right in between them. She could feel a cool draft hit her cunt before he moved in closer and internally thanked the gods that women didn't wear briefs like mean did before diving in. She sharply cried out as he immediately went in and ate her pussy like a starved man. She gripped the sheets with one hand and quickly found his locks with the other. She pulled him closer and he moaned into her at the feeling of her tugging at his hair.
She also wasn't going to last long but unlike Valarr, she wanted to cum right there and grinded her hips so her clit rubbed against his nose. She gripped the sheets tighter as she felt her own orgasm coming and begged Valarr to not stop. He didn't and quicked his tongue over and in her pussy. She finally felt that snap, yelping out her moans as Valarr held down her hips and she quivered and shook as if the orgasm had possessed her.
He slowed down as her movements did. Pulling away as her breathing slowed. She looked him in the eye and could see he wasn't done yet and she lazily wrapped her legs around him after he stood in between them. Her head was still floating as he pushed himself into her cunt, moaning out a “fuck” as he quickly bottomed out.
As he started thrusting into her, she could faintly hear him whisper out “Gods I love fucking you ask you cum” under his breath. Her free hand, that had been in his hair, also started grabbing the sheets as she quickly felt another orgasm build inside her and was breathing out “please” to him nd he was quickly fucking her. His thrusts both got faster and sloppy as he leaned over her, kissing up her neck, jaw and finally on her mouth.
They were moaning into each other's mouths before Valarr could no longer focus on anything but his thrusts as he hovered over mouth. He felt her tighten around him and that was enough to send up over the edge. He grunted against her as he left further over and his thrusts got shallow as he came inside her before stilling as he thrust as much as he could.
As he did he felt her cunt squeezing him and looked at her giving a silent moan as she came soon after. He nearly fell onto her as he buried his face in her neck and she pulled him in as if saying it was okay to fall onto her completely.
It was a few minutes before Valarr heard her speak, saying” So how was your journey?”
He turned his head and laughed a bit before replying, staying inside her for what felt like hours.
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